The 432nd Republican debate starts at 8 p.m. on CNN and if you're anything like us you'll need someone to commiserate with as you Google "moving abroad" and "living abroad" and "are there Republicans in Montenegro." So come hang out in the comments section!

The debate is streaming here. To prepare yourself, we recommend you:

  • Read this survival guide by Gawker's own Jim Newell.
  • Hide TV remotes, hammers, any sharp objects, bleach.
  • Pour yourself a glass of scotch, and then set it aside, so that later when your boyfriend accuses you of drinking the entire bottle you can point at the glass and say "Not the entire bottle."

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