How Bespectacled Doofus Rick Perry Fooled Every Dumb Pundit in America
Allie Jones · 09/14/15 12:55PMRick Perry, a doofus, became the first Republican presidential candidate to drop out of the 2016 race on Friday. After failing to raise enough money to pay his campaign staffers, and faced with the prospect of spending his second nationally televised debate at the equivalent of kids’ table, the former governor of Texas had little choice but to bow out.