Jessica Simpson used a really cheesy pun on her website to announce what the world has known for a long time now: She's pregnant. Dressed as an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus dweller, she said, "That's right, I'm going to be a mummy." Groan.

Simpson is either pissed that Kim Kardashian totally ruined her big announcement or she figured she'd just bury the news under Kim's divorce so she didn't look like a fool for not confirming what everyone knew for so long. Either way, this story isn't even about you anymore, Jess.

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