Six weeks ago, ABC replaced All My Children with a new food-focused daytime talk show called The Chew. Hosted by Mario Batali, fellow Iron Chef Michael Symon, Top Chef favorite Carla Hall, What Not to Wear's Clinton Kelly and Daphne Oz (daughter of Dr. Mehmet Oz), it's a combination of The View and Rachael Ray—but worse.

But there is one reason to watch the show, and that's to see Mario Batali thinly veil his utter contempt for Oz and her privileged, vegetarian ways with some of the best passive-aggressive behavior on television. Check out our supercut above for a crash course in the first six weeks of Mario vs. Daphne. (Thanks to Mike Byhoff for the inspiration.)