Festive Guy on Bath Salts Breaks into Home, Puts Up Christmas Decorations
It's getting to be that time of the year, folks! You know what I'm talking about: that time of the year when love and peace fill the atmosphere, the scent of pine and eggnog permeates the air, and 44-year-old men, high on bath salts, walk into your home and put up your Christmas decorations.
Tamara Henderson, of Vandalia, Ohio, knows! Her 11-year-oldson walked in on Terry Trent, zonked out of his yule log, chillin' on the couch:
"The candle was lit on the coffee table, the television was on and very loud, and the candle on the kitchen table was lit," Henderson said.
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Henderson said the man tried his best to be polite to her 11-year-old son.
See, now why do bath salts get such a bad rap? Sure, sometimes when you're fucked up on them you dress up in your best bra and panties and kill your neighbor's goat. But sometimes you perform a good deed, like helping people with their Christmas decorations.