The Complete List of Golden Globes Winners and Other Assorted Tragedies
Tonight the winner of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Golden Globes were as obvious as they could possibly be. It was a collection of wacky cable television winners and all the expected Oscar favorites and big splashy celebrities from the movie world. And Ricky Gervais was so scary as the host. Here are all the victors.
All the bark about Ricky Gervais was way worse than his bite. The only target he really went after was Johnny Depp (who was game about it) and Kim Kardashian. Telling jokes about Kim Kardashian is kind of like saying Hilter is an awful person—they're both easy, everyone agrees with them, and they accomplish nothing but stating the obvious. But then hearing all the "Oh, isn't Ricky mean," talk from the celebs and Ricky himself made his neutered barbs seem that much more dull.
Yes, the Globes are a ceremony where everyone can be a bit looser, whether that's Madonna cracking wise about Gervais, William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman's silly little ditty, the amusing Modern Family bilingual acceptance speech, Jesse Tyler Fergusen and Tina Fey photobombing their seatmate's nomination shots, or Seth Rogen making boner jokes and poking fun of My Week with Marilyn (can we get this guy to host instead of Ricky next year?). When the most suspenseful part of the night is just what the hell is going to happen to Meryl Streep's glasses (David Fincher, you jerk, you better give them back) you know the awards are second only to the silly little bits that come in between.
But the awards themselves were dullsville. Do we need to lavish more accolades on Martin Scorsese, Woody Allen, George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg, or Madonna (for a song this devoted fan will even tell you is mediocre)? No, we do not. Especially when they weren't as good as some of the other nominees.
As for the television trophies, there were some odd wins (Camille Grammer is so pissed about ex-husband Kelsey's win for Boss and announcement his new wife is expecting) but it was good to see some smaller known shows get some attention. And the only major broadcast network to snag a trophy was ABC for Modern Family. Looks like the golden age of cable is upon us.
Here's the list of winners.
Best Motion Picture, Drama
The Descendants
Best Motion Picture, Comedy
The Artist
Best Actress, Motion Picture Drama
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Best Actor, Motion Picture Drama
George Clooney, The Descendants
Best Actress, Motion Picture Comedy or Musical
Michelle Williams, My Week with Marilyn
Best Actor, Motion Picture Comedy or Musical
Jean Dujardin The Artist
Best Supporting Actress Motion Picture
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Best Supporting Actor, Motion Picture
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Best Director, Motion Picture
Matin Scorsese, Hugo
Best Screenplay, Motion Picture
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Best Animated Feature Film
Adventures of Tintin
Foreign Language Film
A Separation
Best Original Score, Motion Picture
The Artist
Best Original Song, Motion Picture
"Masterpiece" by Madonna
Best TV Series, Drama
Homeland
Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical
Modern Family
Best Mini-Series or TV Movie
Downton Abbey
Best Actress, TV Series Drama
Claire Danes, Homeland
Best Actor, TV Drama
Kelsey Grammer, Boss
Best Actress, TV Comedy or Musical
Laura Dern, Enlightened
Best Actor, TV Comedy or Musical
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Best Actress, Mini-Series or TV Movie
Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Best Actor, Miniseries or TV Movie
Stringer Bell, Luther
Best Supporting Actress in a Miniseries, TV Movie, or Series
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Best Supporting Actor in a Mini-Series, TV Movie, or Series
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
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