Hey Friends,

I'm the first guy up for the night shift. I'm greatly looking forward to disappointing and upsetting all of you. I live in Brooklyn. During the days I report about crime and fires and whatnot. I've also written about artists and musicians for some of the alt weeklies, and even did some work for the paper of record about boxers. Also, I recently wrote a thing for the Awl about Hunter Moore and Is Anyone Up that people seemed to enjoy. If you enjoy my posts and see me out, feel free to buy me beers and/or meals as a token of appreciation. What else? One time I rode a bike across Africa. That was pretty rad. Let's go ahead and get this started.

Love,
Danny