Please Welcome Our Second Weekend Audition: Bobby Finger

Hi everyone,
I'm Bobby Finger. During the week, I'm a copywriter. On the weekends when I'm not auditioning for you all, I'm eating brunch. At other times, I'm contributing culture and Love Actually-related work to The Hairpin, planning You've Got Mail screenings, or creating parody twitter accounts for We Bought A Zoo. It's a genuinely exciting life that I lead and I'm honored to have been presented the opportunity to give a chunk of it to you. After all, it's you, it's you, it's all for you. Everything I do.
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