Hey guys,

I'm Louis Peitzman. Like everyone else with a Twitter account and a personal blog, I spend too much time talking about myself on the internet. My interests include being picked apart by loyal Gawker readers and growing a thicker skin, so I'm very much looking forward to reading your comments on my weekend audition.

When I'm not bound by 140-character constraints, I review quality television for TV.com and contribute to The Huffington Post. (My most popular articles there were on the equally important topics of the education system and Kim Kardashian.) And because I live in Los Angeles, I do spend the requisite amount of time working on spec scripts at coffee shops. You can't apply for a parking permit otherwise.

I sincerely want to entertain and inform, but I expect a fair share of negativity. I hope we don't disappoint each other too much.