Donkey Semen Twins Offered Donkey-Free Porn Gig [UPDATE]
The twin contestants who were challenged to guzzle donkey semen and urine on NBC's Fear Factor may be able to extend their 15 minutes. TMZ reports that Brynne and Claire Odioso were approached by webcam site MyGirlFund.com. Now, there's no guarantee the twins would be doing anything pornographic, but if you read between the lines on the site, you'll get a pretty good idea of what's expected.
The TMZ article has a quote from MyGirlFund.com, which is too delightful not to share.
The site wants the girls to join their team, where they will have "the platform and tools to earn $50,000 or more quickly in a respectful and empowering environment."
Respectful and empowering! That's the kind of talk that gets dumb people to go on TV and perform risky or nauseating stunts for fleeting fame and fortune. But hey, to each his or her own: if these twins want to go ahead and cam for some quick cash, more power to them. They've definitely earned their exposure, since the seed-guzzling they endured won't even be broadcast.
I do like TMZ's closing line, "Anything is a step up from donkey semen." Perhaps that's supposed to put a positive spin on the porn offer — and in some ways, it does — but I can't help but read it as a challenge. Your move, Fear Factor.
UPDATE:
James Lynch from MyGirlFund.com's recruiting team has written in to let us know that they are not a porn site. He attached a letter for clarification. I'm happy to reprint it, even though I'm still not sure what's being clarified.
We here at MyGirlFund.com are appalled by Fear Factor's recent donkey semen stunt.
While Fear Factor has a history of pushing the bounds of taste, this clearly crosses the line. What we really don't understand is why a sexy and obviously spunky young woman like Claire would put herself through such a humiliating exercise when there are more pleasurable ways for her to earn that kind of dough.
At MyGirlFund.com we give women the platform and tools to earn $50,000 or more quickly in a respectful and empowering environment. Our models meet their financial goals by showcasing their unique talents and beauty to a generous community of guys who celebrate and reward them. We'd like to invite Claire and her twin to join MyGirlFund.com.
If you are sexy and have spunk, you shouldn't have to drink it.
Well, there you have it. Definitely not porn.