25 Descriptions of the Strange Beast that Won the Westminster Dog Show
Last night, a horribly inbred beast called "Malachy" was named Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. What is this thing? It is a...
- Sentient hairball
- Fur-ruffled Roomba
- Quadrupedal wiglet
- Alien footstool
- Lovable lint trap
- Living mullet
- 4-year-old pompom
- 12-pound dustmop
- Fuzzy slipper with a tongue
- Little furball
- Hirsute jellyfish
- Waddling hair bush
- Snub-nosed dust mote
- Carrot Top's head in a neutral color palette
- Impossibly inbred spawn of wolves
- Cousin Itt's pet
- Maribou satchet
- Animated wigstand
- The tangled hair wad in the garbage can after your girlfriend cleans her hairbrush? If that thing sprouted legs.
- Shiny-eyed cotton ball
- Slobbering frizz beast
- Crotch-sniffing tuffet
- Placid Pekingese
[Images of Malachy via AP, tribbles via Wikimedia Commons]
