Screeching tabloid sex witch Andrea Peyser watched the HBO show Girls on television last night. Did she like it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But seriously, guys. Andrea located a portly female.

Think: "Sex and the City'' - for ugly people...

a fat chick named Hannah (played by the show's writer and director, Lena Dunham)...

she manages to beg the guy to engage in an ordinary sex act, which is visible to the viewer in all its dimpled ugliness...

a man who, minutes earlier, pulled at her stomach fat.

Andrea Peyser is thoroughly disgusted by your fat, ladies. Andrea Peyser. She'll be the judge, of your attractiveness, or lack thereof. She knows women.

[NYP]