Madonna Would Like You to See Her Nipple (NSFW)
If you're one of the few people who has never seen Madonna's nipple, now's your chance.
At her Istanbul concert on Thursday, Madonna decided to orchestrate a Janet Jackson-esque wardrobe malfunction of her own. Of course, it's not really a "malfunction" when you just pull out your nipple, but kudos to the 53-year-old performer, anyway.
Objectively speaking, it's a great nipple, and the crowd seems to love it. (Seriously, you might want to mute your speakers before watching.)
Thanks to loyal expat reader Adam for sending this in — and for sending along an animated GIF that cuts right to the nipple-baring chase.