Shearling Coat-Wearing Monkey Found Wandering Around Canadian Ikea
According to various reports, a very fashionably dressed monkey was found wandering around an Ikea in Toronto. Apparently, the monkey, who was wearing a shearling coat and a diaper, was brought to the store by his owners and left in the car while they went inside. But, as you might have guessed from his coat, this wasn't your regular, run-of-the-mill monkey, content to stay in the car while his owners had all the shopping fun. As the Globe and Mail reports:
Toronto Police Staff Sergeant Ed Dzingala described the animal as a "smart monkey," who was somehow able to escape its crate, open the car door and make its way to the customer pick-up area at Ikea's North York location.
Naturally, news of the escaped monkey made the rounds on Twitter.
Umm saw a monkey in the #ikea parking lot. twitter.com/broniewyn/stat…
— Bronwyn Iler Page (@broniewyn) December 9, 2012
Anyone lose their monkey at Ikea? instagr.am/p/TByJK-SsJt/
— Lisa Lin (@dzd_lisa) December 9, 2012
The monkey was reportedly free in the store for close to an hour before animal control arrived. Eventually, the monkey's owners noticed he was missing and asked about him. Presumably, they were reunited, although that hasn't been confirmed yet.
And if you were thinking of making the inevitable "Ikea monkey" Twitter parody account, bad news; you've been beaten to it, twice.
What's all the fuss about? #ikea
— Ikea Monkey (@Ikea_Monkey) December 9, 2012
u guys are all still gonna be following me in a couple days right?
— Ikea Monkey (@IkeaMonkey) December 9, 2012
UPDATE: It looks like the monkey's owners won't get him back, after all.
Owners of #IkeaMonkey came forward; charged with having a prohibited animal; $240 fine. Will not get monkey back.#Toronto #Ikea
— Tom Podolec CTV News (@TomPodolec) December 9, 2012
#IkeaMonkey is a Rhesus Macaque Monkey Approx. 7 months old. In good health; stressed. Jacket is wool and said to be his favourite.
— Tom Podolec CTV News (@TomPodolec) December 9, 2012