In Honor of Al Roker Sharting Himself, Help Us Come Up With a Comprehensive List of Shart Jokes

Al Roker sharted himself at the White House, which means it's time for us to come up with puns based on the word "shart." Please contribute your best below; to help get us started, here's a few from Twitter:

@max_read The shart is a lonely hunter

— Jason Linkins (@dceiver) January 7, 2013

@max_read owner of a lonely shart

— A.J. Daulerio (@AJDaulerio) January 7, 2013

@max_read Shart Alexakis

— david drake (@somanyshrimp) January 7, 2013

@max_read The Shart of Fielding

— pumpkin spice lecher (@epmurph) January 7, 2013

@max_read until death do us shart

— John Herrman (@jwherrman) January 7, 2013

@max_read sharting of the red sea

— John Cook (@johnjcook) January 7, 2013

@max_read commedia dell'sharte

— Jason Linkins (@dceiver) January 7, 2013

@max_read THIS. IS. SHARTA.

— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) January 7, 2013

@max_read shart in the age of mechanical reproduction

— John Cook (@johnjcook) January 7, 2013

@max_read The Telltale Shart

— mind-control vag (@ElizSimins) January 7, 2013

@max_read i am shartacus

— Silvia Killingsworth (@silviakillings) January 7, 2013

@max_read liberal sharts degree

— Bill (@delaney_wd) January 7, 2013

@max_read Please back my Kicksharter

— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) January 7, 2013

@max_read mario shart

— John Herrman (@jwherrman) January 7, 2013