The best thing about the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is they'll nominate anyone just to get all the cool celebrities to come to their super-fun party, the Golden Globes. Plus, since it's not like a regular awards show, it's a cool awards show, they let you drink, as long as you do it in the house.

The fun thing about celebrities at the Golden Globes is, they've only had some rabbit feed and a tiny bump of cocaine all day so once the champagne starts flowing all bets are off. Just look how much fun they're having! And them!

So you tell us: what do you think will happen tonight? Will Ricky Gervais crash the show, drunkenly screaming about how much he hates god? Will Tina Fey and Amy Poehler sing? Who will get drunk and pass out in Dame Maggie Smith's lap? And while it's easy to forget, this is an awards show, so we'd also like you to predict who will win the coveted obsidian orb or whatever they hand out at these things. To refresh your memory here are the nominees (that you care about):

Best Motion Picture — Drama

  • Argo
  • Django Unchained
  • Life of Pi
  • Lincoln
  • Zero Dark Thirty

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture — Drama

  • Jessica Chastain — Zero Dark Thirty
  • Marion Cotillard — Rust and Bone
  • Helen Mirren — Hitchcock
  • Naomi Watts — The Impossible
  • Rachel Weisz — The Deep Blue Sea

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture — Drama

  • Daniel Day-Lewis — Lincoln
  • Richard Gere — Arbitrage
  • John Hawkes — The Sessions
  • Joaquin Phoenix — The Master
  • Denzel Washington — Flight

Best Motion Picture — Comedy or Musical

  • The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
  • Les Misérables
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
  • Silver Linings Playbook

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture — Comedy or Musical

  • Emily Blunt — Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
  • Judi Dench — The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
  • Jennifer Lawrence — Silver Linings Playbook
  • Maggie Smith — Quartet
  • Meryl Streep — Hope Springs

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture — Comedy or Musical

  • Jack Black — Bernie
  • Bradley Cooper — Silver Linings Playbook
  • Hugh Jackman — Les Misérables
  • Ewan McGregor — Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
  • Bill Murray — Hyde Park on Hudson

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture

  • Amy Adams — The Master
  • Sally Field — Lincoln
  • Anne Hathaway — Les Misérables
  • Helen Hunt — The Sessions
  • Nicole Kidman — The Paperboy

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture

  • Alan Arkin — Argo
  • Leonardo DiCaprio — Django Unchained
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman — The Master
  • Tommy Lee Jones — Lincoln
  • Christoph Waltz — Django Unchained

Best Director — Motion Picture

  • Ben Affleck — Argo
  • Kathryn Bigelow — Zero Dark Thirty
  • Ang Lee — Life of Pi
  • Steven Spielberg — Lincoln
  • Quentin Tarantino — Django Unchained

Best Television Series — Drama

  • Breaking Bad
  • Boardwalk Empire
  • Downton Abbey
  • Homeland
  • The Newsroom

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series — Drama

  • Connie Britton — Nashville
  • Glenn Close — Damages
  • Claire Danes — Homeland
  • Michelle Dockery — Downton Abbey
  • Julianna Margulies — The Good Wife

Best Performance by and Actor in a Television Series — Drama

  • Steve Buscemi — Boardwalk Empire
  • Bryan Cranston — Breaking Bad
  • Jeff Daniels — The Newsroom
  • Jon Hamm — Mad Men
  • Damian Lewis — Homeland

Best Television Series — Comedy or Musical

  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Episodes
  • Girls
  • Modern Family
  • Smash

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series — Comedy or Musical

  • Zooey Deschanel — The New Girl
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus — Veep
  • Lena Dunham — Girls
  • Tina Fey — 30 Rock
  • Amy Poehler — Parks and Recreation

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series — Comedy or Musical

  • Alec Baldwin — 30 Rock
  • Don Cheadle — House of Lies
  • Louis C.K. — Louie
  • Matt LeBlanc — Episodes
  • Jim Parsons — The Big Bang Theory

You can find the full list here if you really care about best original score, you don't.

So tell us who you think will win big, and who will go home empty handed? Who will hook up and who will break up? Bonus points for anyone who predicts what the always-insane Paz de la Huerta will do.

Caity Weaver and Rich Juzwiak will also be liveblogging the show tonight. Join us at 8 p.m.