[There was a video here]

While some networks (including Fox News) prefer to rely on human-sized iPads and holograms of a young Reagan to read the night’s primary results, still-frozen Thanksgiving turkey Karl Rove has chosen to go a different route. More specifically, the Zodiac Killer route.

For whatever reason, Fox refuses to stop inviting Karl Rove back on his show—despite him being aggressively wrong the last time around. Either way, Rove likes to do things his way. And his way apparently involves some paper, a whiteboard, and Karl Rove’s riddles three.

Can you decipher the Karl’s prophecy of 2016? Do you know who the Zodiac Killer is? We’re not saying the two are necessarily related, of course. We’re just asking questions.


Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com.