Chet Haze, Theologian
Atheists are fucking idiots.
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) January 3, 2014
Those who dismiss Chester "Chet Haze" Hanks as a lightweight merely because he is the hilariously un-self-aware rapping son of Hollywood legend Tom Hanks risk making fools of themselves. Chet Haze is a theological thinker of uncommon zeal.
Let me get this straight... God doesn't exist... And yet I exist...? So out of nothing, comes something? Nah #sitthefuckdown
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) January 3, 2014
Chet Haze echoes Aquinas' argument from first cause. One might reasonably refer to Chet Haze as our modern Parmenides, in that both reject the notion of creation without a prime mover.
Don't let the corruption of Religions distract you from the truth that is GOD. Human institutions are imperfect. The Holy Spirit is perfect.
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) January 3, 2014
The pneumatology of Chet Haze proceeds from the teachings of Arius.
You simple minded sheep that get caught up on taking everything in the bible literally are missing the whole fucking deeper meaning.
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) January 3, 2014
Biblical hermeneutics come more naturally to Chet Haze than to myopic skeptics. See the writings of Hans-Georg Gadamer for further exploration of the principles set forth by Chet.
All you atheists are really saying is, "look at me! Look at how intellectual I am! I'm soooo much smarter than you people with faith"
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) January 3, 2014
We mourn the death of Christopher Hitchens for many reasons—the strongest of which is that he escaped being eviscerated by the rhetorical razor of Chet Haze, a fate he most richly deserved.
I AM WHO I AM
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) January 3, 2014
Chet Haze's notion of nominal identity hews closely to that of Pierre Bourdieu. You can't fuck with that.