Hey--Are You Freaking Serious?--Dr. Pep Is Better Than Mtn Dew?--As If!

Americans are drinking less soda with each passing year—which makes the remaining soda that we do drink all the more important. Sadly, new evidence indicates that this country’s taste in soda is going to hell. Hey, someone call a “Doctor....”

..........Pepper,” that is. And watch out—he’s a quack!

2015'S FOURTH MOST POPULAR SODA BRAND: Mtn Dew.
BUT NOW IN 2016: It’s Dr. Pepper.

Apparently some people think Dr. Pepper is better than Diet Mtn Dew? Nope. Wise up idiots.

Can you freaking believe this?

I can’t EVEN!!