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Hey--Are You Freaking Serious?--Dr. Pep Is Better Than Mtn Dew?--As If!
Hamilton Nolan · 03/31/16 01:17PMIs 60-Year-Old Canned Water Still Drinkable? We Find Out
Gawker Video Adventure Dept. · 10/06/15 10:04AMIf you opened a sealed can of water from the 1950s and drank it, what would happen? Would you die? Only one way to find out.
Hamilton Nolan · 09/11/15 12:15PM
McDonald's Wants a God Damn Medal for Serving Slightly Less Poison
Hamilton Nolan · 06/25/15 11:51AMAmericans Replace Diet Coke With Even More Unhealthy Soda Preference
Hamilton Nolan · 03/27/15 09:07AMJust Drink Water
Hamilton Nolan · 03/11/15 11:18AMExactly How Many People Will Get Cancer From Soda?
Hamilton Nolan · 02/18/15 02:44PMHamilton Nolan · 12/16/14 10:25AM
Japan Loving That Garbage Coffee
Hamilton Nolan · 04/03/14 08:54AMPepsi One Won't Give You Cancer as Long as You Don't Drink a Whole Can
Hamilton Nolan · 01/23/14 10:14AMCoffee is So Damn Cheap Right Now. Real Cheap.
Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/13 12:15PMPeople Are Drinking Less Diet Soda. What ARE They Drinking?
Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/13 10:04AMAmericans Are Drinking Beer From Cans Now
Hamilton Nolan · 07/09/13 08:37AMBeer-swilling Americans, globally regarded as the very Platonic ideal of refinement and taste, are renowned for their refined palates. They certainly are not the type of people to sit around on the back bumper of a pickup truck and drink themselves senseless on literally any form of alcoholic liquid no matter how disgusting while ranting about unfavored sports teams. So it is newsworthy to report that this group of gourmets is now being enticed to drink their beer out of a humble can.
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/13 02:09PM
Everybody's Into Tea Now, Apparently
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/13 09:03AMAmericans Disgusted by Water that Lacks Artificial Flavoring
Hamilton Nolan · 05/15/13 09:01AMYou hear all these so-called "health experts" and "emergency room doctors gazing at our insulin levels in amazement" today who tell us, "Hey, don't drink so much soda," or "Hey, how can you put Mountain Dew in your baby's bottle, you monster?" They're always telling us to drink more water. But water is gross. What to do?
Might the Coffee Nerds Be Right?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/13/13 04:10PMThough Consumption May Decline, America Won't Give Up on You Yet, Brave Sodas
Hamilton Nolan · 03/26/13 03:05PMIt's Water... With That Brooklyn Flavor
Hamilton Nolan · 03/12/13 10:08AMIf you're a hip and trendsetting young urban affluencer like me, you can hardly count how many times you've purchased a new brand of bottled water, only to be disappointed with its lack of that... certain something. "I dunno, this just takes like water," you grumble, tossing the disposable plastic bottle onto the mountainous pile of similar empty plastic bottles that have built up in your tastefully decorated apartment, a testament to your restless search for a bottled water brand that speaks to your lifestyle. I am here to tell you that there is finally hope: a bottled water that comes from Brooklyn.