Jenna Jameson Uses Her Tits to Turn 4chan Into Her Personal Army [NSFW]
4chan's /b/ imageboard was where modern Internet trolling was practically invented, so when a user showed up late Friday night claiming to be Jenna Jameson, /b/tards were understandably skeptical.
"Hi Guys, it's me, Jenna Jameson and I am having a really bad night," wrote the on-again-off-again-on-again porn star. "My ex assistant who goes by the name of [redacted] turned out to be a con artist. I do not know if [redacted] is his last name. I finally found him out and fired him... Since he was previed [sic] to my personal information such as passwords he reset and probably deleted my twitter @jennajameson and has also removed all pictures of me and him from my instagram. He is completely fucking with my digital life and so I ask if you have any ideas of who he is please let me know. I am in the process of consolidating and resetting all my passwords. I will be attaching images of him shortly."
To prove she was who she said she was, Jameson posted a photo of herself holding a sign confirming the date and time. She also asked the anons to go easy on her and not request that she show her tits "or GTFO," in familiar 4chan style.
Obviously, that wasn't going to happen, and Jameson was swiftly made to give up the goods.
Somehow, she didn't seem too put out by it:
She also agreed to /b/'s infamous "put shoe on head" demand, but put her own sexy spin on the fetish:
Having had all their demands met, 4chan went to work fulfilling Jameson's wish. Within one hour, Anonymous had uncovered the ex-assistant's home address, his driver's license number, his social security number, and his credit score:
Satisfied, Jameson gave her personal army one final unsolicited pic: