Lesbian Couple Engages in Hardcore PDA on Aussie Train [NSFW]
[There was a video here]
The exact details surrounding this overly affectionate PDA session between two women on a Melbourne train aren't known, but one thing is certain: It takes place in public.
Remember? Public? It's that place where we're supposed to pretend to care about other people's feelings for a few hours a day. You know what I'm talking about. It has a Starbucks? Yeah, exactly.
The Starbucks place.
And if there is one hard-and-fast rule of common courtesy while riding aboard public transportation it's this: No eating odoriferous foods.
Also, I thought we all agreed no more uggs.