On Saturday, Australia will hold its federal election. The current conservative government—a center-right coalition led by the Liberal Party—is narrowly slated to win out, despite the fact that the Liberal Party appears to have laundered taxpayer money through a company the party owns.

The exact details surrounding this overly affectionate PDA session between two women on a Melbourne train aren't known, but one thing is certain: It takes place in public.

After ditching his jockey, jump-racing horse Banna Strand proved to be a little too good at leaping over tall barriers when he leaped over an 8-foot fence and landed in a crowd of spectators at the Warrnambool May Racing Carnival in Victoria, Australia.

The producers of Puppetry of the Penis, the Australian show that re-opened off-Broadway last night, want a new bartender: Andrew Lawrance, the Aussie cop who might get fired after opening a beer bottle with his penis piercing.

Australian police Sergeant Andrew Lawrance might lose his job after offending his boss when he attached a bottle opener to his penis piercing and opened a beer with it at a police Christmas party. What a way to get canned.

Australia has a new prime minister. A woman prime minister! Her name is Julia Gillard.

A pair of Australians earned the nicknames "Dumb and Dumber" for indulging their curiosity about whether an air rifle "would penetrate their skin or would hurt" by shooting each other. Answer: Yes. [UPI, Image: Olga Popova/Shutterstock]

Conservative Australian politicians are waging a War on Smut via pornography censor laws. Their latest uphill battle: A proposed ban on small boobs (which attract pedophiles) and squirting (which grosses them out).