Malia Obama Seen in General Vicinity of Beer Pong Cups During Brown University Visit
Malia Obama, eldest daughter of the President of the U.S. and possible Joey Bada$$ superfan, is currently touring prospective colleges to decide which one she would like to attend and, according to some student narcs she encountered this week, learn the game of beer pong.
malia obama was taking shots and playing beer pong at a party last night LOL
— colin (@colindamnit) October 11, 2015
Saw Malia Obama playing beer pong at a party last night. #Casual. The most casual thing I've ever seen.
— fifty shades of tay (@taylorrrpearce) October 11, 2015
When you went to a brown party last night with Brenna scully, Malia Obama, and the secret service outside #illneverbethiscoolagain
— Isabella Nilsson (@nilssonisabella) October 11, 2015
Snapchat photos allegedly taken during 17-year-old Malia’s recent campus visit to Brown University—and leaked by snitches to the Daily Caller (of course)—show her chilling out near the familiar pyramid of red Solo cups.
Brown students on Twitter claim the First Daughter was in the game, and was also taking shots at a party, but there’s no photographic evidence to back that up.
The Caller refers to Malia as “the only cool Obama,” which is some bullshit, as Barack Obama’s college buddies, the Choom Gang, can attest.
