Old, Masturbating McDonald’s Customer Tried to Order McGrope
A 69-year-old pantsless masturbating Florida man couldn’t keep his hands to himself as he went through a McDonald’s drive-thru in Wildwood, Florida.
Steve Orville Clemons allegedly placed his order and then pulled up to cashier window and paid. When the cashier turned back to give him his change, “she realized that he did not have any pants on and was masturbating at that time as well. The defendant grabbed the cashier’s hand and attempted to pull her hand into his vehicle.” She was able to pull her hand away, shut the window, and call 911.
Clemons was soon arrested at a nearby gas station. Though modestly covering his lap with a t-shirt, he was still pantsless. He was arrested without incident and released on a $500 bail. But not before smiling in a very confusing mug shot that reads more “sweet grandpa” than “menacing pervert.” He'll be arraigned Oct. 9 on a misdemeanor battery charge.
