Where Have All the Monkeys Gone?

Primate-stealing crime wave sweeps zoos nationwide

The Best and Worst Media TikTok Accounts

Remind us of this when we inevitably have to start a TikTok in three months

My Side Hustle Is Filing Class-Action Lawsuit Claims

Get in girls, we’re filing claims for $7 Aussie aerosols settlements

Rihanna Fumbles Principles for Halftime Show

Does the former Super Bowl boycotter have a trick up her sleeve

The Senate Has Sided With the Swifties

Government of the Swifties, by the Swifties, for the Swifties

Bad Morning America: T.J Holmes and Amy Robach Fired for the Crime of Love

No more afternoon delights for TV's most charismatic cheaters

Meet Rep. George Santos’s Non-Fictional Staff

Congrats to these three rockstars

Sam Bankman-Fried Starts a Substack

The logical next step in his non-apology tour

Politico Parts Ways With Reporter After Accurate Tweet About the Dead Pope

Eric Geller tweeted that Pope Benedict XVI was a “homophobic pedophile protector” and “Hitler Youth alumnus”

Prince Harry Has Debased Himself to the Top of the Bestseller List

He did it

An Interview With RXK Nephew, One of the Internet's Strangest Rappers

He lost his teddy bear at the airport and claims Lil Reese pooped his pants

RIP PizzaTate: Andrew Tate's Arrest Was Not Pizza-Related

The truth got lost in the sauce

Why Does Andrew Tate Talk Like That?

His accent is as mysterious as his popularity

Prosecutors Used Jeff Ross Special to Sentence Man to Death

Defense attorneys for Texas inmate Gabriel Hall are asking the Supreme Court to review the constitutionality of his case

Divorce Watch: Jair and Michelle Bolsonaro

The recently ousted president bought a one-way ticket to divorced guy mecca, Florida

Christina Ricci’s Feminist Son: Boats Should Be Men

Thank you!

The Year in Eric Adams

Remember all this stuff he said and did

Kyrsten Sinema Is Right (Not About Politics) (Or How to Dress)

Her leaked staffing document is actually pretty reasonable

8 Gifts to Cheer Up a Crypto Fan

It's a hard time to be losing all your money on a pump and dump

Someone Bought This FTX Diamond Necklace for $134,000

Diamonds shaped like a corporate trademark are a girl’s best friend