Royal Baby 2 to Burst Out of Royal Uterus Next April, Blood Everywhere
The British royal family confirmed Monday that the chilling sequel to 2013's "Royal Baby" is scheduled to hit Britain in April of next year. Also Kate Middleton still can't stop throwing up. It's worth it, though, for her beautiful family.
Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to confirm they are expecting a baby in April 2015.
The Duchess of Cambridge continues to be affected by Hyperemisis Gravidarum, but her condition is steadily improving.
The Mirror speculates that the baby will be born toward the end of the month, adding that it may have been conceived "in early August, around the time the couple visited Belgium for the WWI commemorations."
Perhaps one day the Duchess will tell her second child ("Little George" for a boy, "Britney" for a girl) he or she was conceived in a fit of excitement after the war.
One hundred years after.
The next morning we had waffles!
Put that down. Are you listening to me?
If the Mirror's conjecture about William and Kate's Timeline of raw-dog fuckin' is correct, it's possible these images, taken from the Getty photo set of the couple's official Belgium visit, were snapped the day Royal Baby 2 was conceived.
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[Image via Getty]