Some Guy Painted Kim Kardashian's Butt With His Dick
Kim Kardashian's bare, oily ass continues to make huge waves in the art world. First, some guy printed it out and taped it to a coffee maker, and now some other guy has recreated it as a painting, using his dick as a brush. Art!
Danish cockpainter Uwe Max Jensen told the Copenhagen Post it takes a unique talent to produce a masturbatory masterpiece like this one.
"It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one's 'natural brush,'" Jensen said. "If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting."
The Kardashian portrait measures roughly 12" by 16", so draw whatever inferences you wish from those dimensions and the painting's level of loving detail.
