accidents
Man Finds Cozy Spot Between Semis to Wait Out 26-Car Pileup
Hudson Hongo · 01/18/15 11:00AMOne Passenger Dead and Dozens Injured in Smoke-Filled D.C. Metro Station
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/12/15 08:52PMHarry Reid Attributes Smashed Face to Mysterious "Bands"
Hamilton Nolan · 01/09/15 03:43PMTiny MasterChef Adorably Cuts Tiny Fingers, Gets Cute Blood Everywhere
Jay Hathaway · 01/06/15 12:57PMFire Crew Frees Naked Woman Trapped Sneaking Down Ex-BF's Chimney
Hudson Hongo · 01/04/15 12:35PM"Brave Little Girl" Survives Plane Crash That Killed Her Parents
Hudson Hongo · 01/03/15 12:20PMFiery Crash Involving Dozens of Cars Shuts Down New Hampshire Highway
Taylor Berman · 01/02/15 01:05PMDrunken Idiot Tries to Pedal Bike Mounted on Storefront
Jay Hathaway · 12/30/14 02:35PMAt the urging of a "friend," this presumably inebriated definitely idiot attempted to scale the half-bicycle mounted 12 feet up—for decorative purposes only, it should be emphasized—on the façade of RV&E Bikes in Canandaigua, New York. You already know what happened next.
Allegedly Drunk Driver in Forever 21 Crash Was a Suspended Attorney
Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/11/14 08:35PMAlleged Drunk Driver Misjudges Alternate Route Across Golden Gate Bridge
Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/04/14 12:09AMBotched Busta Rhymes Stage Dive Exposes the Dangers of Getting Turnt
Hudson Hongo · 11/29/14 03:00PMIs This the Tripping Cop Video That Will Finally Heal America?
Hudson Hongo · 11/29/14 12:00PMBike Accident Left Bono With Shattered Eye, Bone Poking Through Arm
Taylor Berman · 11/19/14 02:30PMMaybe someone really is trying to kill Bono. Three days after the U2 singer ate shit while biking in Central Park, Rolling Stone has published a detailed report of his injuries, which include a broken eye orbit, a fractured shoulder, and a shattered left humerus bone (parts which ended up stabbing through the skin of his upper arm).