The US Ambassador to Thailand's teenage daughter fell 22 stories to her death early this morning, in what was apparently an accident during a party in Manhattan.

Every web site I've viewed while "researching" this has been in German, but this is what Google Translate tells me: here's a video of German sportscaster Jessica Kastrop getting pelted—hard—in the head with a soccer ball last weekend.

Wednesday: man plummets onto Phish stage. Thursday: man jumps to death at Swell Season show.

This video, titled, "System Administrator's Day in Russia," was uploaded recently and features a few Russian men hurling keyboards across a parking lot. At first, you may be all, "Meh," but watch to the end and—well, you'll see.

A Mississippi salon owner says that an unexpected power outage left a client bald because she was unable to wash out some hair treatment chemicals. Maybe you should not put chemicals in your hair that can burn it off?

Vice President Joe Biden's motorcade is famous for leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. Seems the Biden curse applies to Air Force Two as well: Biden's jet damaged a small plane on a Long Island tarmac today.

Excited about getting hitched, a Turkish man fired an AK-47 during his wedding celebration but lost control, accidentally killing his father and two aunts. This reminds us of another accidental wedding shooting. Guns and weddings... bad combo. [BBC]

Joe Biden's motorcade is always getting in accidents. Yesterday's—at least the fourth or fifth—occurred when a couple of NYPD motorcycle units escorting Biden got into a minor crash. Everyone's okay! But never get near Biden's limo.

A passenger plane with more than 150 people on board has crashed in Islamabad, according to Pakistani authorities.

A boat struck a Gulf of Mexico oil well this morning, causing another oil spill.

Canadian air force Captain Brian Bews is a lucky man. While training for an air show, he was beginning a maneuver called a High Alpha pass when sparks shot from the engine. He bailed out seconds before the plane exploded.

Sometimes, a camera happens to be turned on/focused on something innocuous when—all of a sudden—it records an unexpected event (sort of like this). Case in point: this wedding speech, which was interrupted by a drunk-as-hell, vomiting woman.

Sarah Palin wrote on her Facebook page that building a mosque near Ground Zero is an "intolerable mistake." It was removed by an automated Facebook algorithm. It wasn't an anti-Palin algorithm: It was a mistake, and Facebook has now apologized.

Is there any group that makes us laugh at their incompetence more than local news reporters? (Answer: No.) Watch as this voluptuous correspondent from Tampa attempts to get an interview via an inadvertent game of "Human Frogger," and fails miserably.

Everyone loves seeing the domino effect in action—whether it's with actual game pieces or even a recreation of the Berlin Wall's tumble—but what happens when someone accidentally triggers it after leaning on an unstable locker? Find out inside.

A group of people dressed as zombies crashed their car in Portland, "causing confusion" among witnesses, who thought their injuries were more severe, and that a bunch of zombies were just, like, driving on I-84. [KGW; via Stream of Conciousness]

New York's first major Fourth of July fireworks-related casualty: A man on Long Island yesterday blew his arm off using a mortar tube. His friends packed the limb into a cooler with ice, and doctors are trying to reattach it.

A 30-year-old New Jersey man, Jijo Puthuvamkunnath, was killed yesterday near the Statue of Liberty when his 17-foot boat was hit by a larger boat, "Reel Impulsive," that was allegedly piloted by a drunk man. Puthuvamkunnath was with his fiancé.

A Tennessee couple took a romantic hike to the top of a mountain. He brought a ring: He was going to propose. Before he could, lightning struck his girlfriend and killed her. Now 257 people "like" this on Facebook. [WATE]

The X Factor-winning belter is basically the Archie Andrews of pop music. She recently fell down an elevator shaft during a concert. In recent months she's been headbutted by her horse and punched in the face by a fan. Oof.