Icy-hot love to Valleywag's advertisers, Intellext and MS MEDC, are too hot for tourneys.

Time again for our Friday exultation of this week's sponsors, the finest group of companies, products, and/or services we've ever had the unparalleled pleasure of bullet-pointing below our thankful blurb. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and receive a similarly hyperbolic kiss-up, see this page.

Join us in celebrating our eternal commitment to this week's sponsors, whom we would never attack in court, even if they consumed huge amounts of suspicious online porn and visited the occasional call girl. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and buy our undying love, see this page.

Join us as we raise our voices in unison to celebrate the munificence of this week's sponsors, who would happily supply us with ten Miracle Babies should our upcoming movie premieres demand the attention. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and feel the warmth of our suspicious love, see this page.

Let us now praise famous advertisers.

Please join us in burning the photographs and love letters given to us by our ex-advertisers, a show of devotion meant to demonstrate to this week's sponsors the totality of our current devotion. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and earn similar expressions of ardor, see this page.

Gather the drum circle 'round and accompany me in a strummed ode to this week's advertisers.

Grudging thanks to this week's sponsors, who buy the ads that pay the bills but never take us on trips to the Caribbean, Turkey, or California. Care to welcome us to your vacation spread in St. Helena? There's info here.

Everyone gather 'round the campfire, hold hands, and sing Kumbaya with this week's advertisers:

Time to snuggle up with this week's sponsors, any of whom we'd gladly shack up with in Namibia until our lovechild is born. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and taunt incredibly good-looking and affluent consumers with your wares, see this page.

Love 'em like a hot prom date. Valleywag advertisers this week are:

Join us in slaughtering the fatted calf in tribute to this week's sponsors, whom we worship with the fervor of a Kool-Aid gulping cult. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and enjoy the same kind of amazing devotion, see this page.

Sometimes people send free things. An update to the Valleywag schwag watch:

It's time once again to lavish this week's sponsors' feet with a variety of scented oils in recognition of their important contributions to our cause. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and get in line for a vigorous foot-worship session, see this page.

Thanks again to Valleywag's advertisers. This week was brought to you by:

Big thanks to this week's sponsors, who will help us afford curtains to shield ourselves from those pesky gawkers. Want to join our overexposed bunch? There's info here.

Join us in celebrating our very public love for this week's sponsors, whom we would never disrespect with stories that we're dating other advertisers in Europe. If you'd like to buy a piece of our devotion by advertising on Defamer, see this page.

Time again to applaud the lovely lovely advertisers!

Respectful appreciation for this week's sponsors, whose generosity keeps us well stocked in wiretaps, telephoto lenses, and hair product for TV appearances. Care to join our charmingly menacing gang? There's info here.

Advertisers keep the clothes on our backs and the pot in our pipes. This week was brought to you by: