alligators
Alligator Drags Off 2-Year-Old at Disney Resort in Orlando
Hudson Hongo · 06/14/16 11:13PMLet The Woman Keep Her Gator!
Hamilton Nolan · 03/18/16 03:03PM800-Pound Alligator "Godzilla" Dragged From Shopping Center, Tied Up In Pink Ribbons
Melissa Cronin · 11/09/15 06:56PMAn 800-pound alligator minding his own business at a Texas shopping center was accosted, lassoed, and paraded around in bawdy finery like a common tramp in Houston this week.
Reptile Zoo Rescues 150 Goddamn Crocodiles From Strange Man's Home
Hudson Hongo · 08/13/15 11:05PMAlligator Caught Crossing Manhattan Street Has Died
Brendan O'Connor · 07/25/15 08:35AMMan Named Bear Kills Gator That Ate His Dumb Friend: "He Had to Go"
Jay Hathaway · 07/07/15 11:05AMAfter he was warned not to go into the bayou with a large alligator this weekend, a 28-year-old Texas man did just that, declaring “Fuck that alligator!” and jumping to his demise. Now a friend of the victim, a man known only as Bear, has made the alligator pay with its life for his buddy’s mistake.
"Fuck That Alligator": Man Killed Seconds After Mocking Gator Warning
Hudson Hongo · 07/05/15 07:30PMRaccoon Chills on Alligator for a Second, Isn't Worried About It
Brendan O'Connor · 06/14/15 04:25PMFox & Friends Scared the Piss out of This Poor Li'l Alligator
Jay Hathaway · 05/19/15 09:07AMTo mark Animal Planet’s “Monster Week,” a small alligator visited Fox and Friends, where an encounter with some real life monsters frightened her so badly that she pissed herself, splashing “gatorade” all over the set floor.
Florida Men Capture 765-Pound Alligator With Bare Hands, Name Him Lumpy
Dayna Evans · 10/26/14 03:00PMHoly Shit Look at This Giant Alligator Pulled Out of an Alabama Swamp
Aleksander Chan · 08/18/14 12:38PMIt took an Alabama family five hours to wrestle a 15-foot-long alligator from a swamp in Camden, Ala. over the weekend—the largest legal alligator killing by an Alabama hunter ever. After breaking a winch used to weigh gator catches, Wildlife and Freshwater Fisheries Biologists used a backhoe to lift the gator's body, which came in at 1,011.5 pounds.
Florida Boy Who Fought Alligator Demands Animal's Tooth on a Necklace
Dayna Evans · 08/09/14 02:40PMTeens Rescue Man Who Tried to Wrestle Gator That "Ate His Dog"
Jay Hathaway · 07/08/14 01:55PMWatch Some Guy Feed an Alligator Marshmallows Directly From His Mouth
Andy Cush · 06/12/14 03:30PMThe video above, published by the Associated Press, shows a tour guide in Lafitte, Louisiana swimming with wild alligators, feeding them marshmallows straight out of his mouth.
Hamilton Nolan · 09/03/13 07:52AM
High Schooler's Dream Comes True With Murder of Elderly Alligator
Ken Layne · 05/17/13 11:48AMFlorida Man Escapes Police Only to Be Mauled by Alligator
Taylor Berman · 05/09/13 07:20PMCuba Gooding Jr. Introduced Himself as 'Dick McWilly' at a Party, Told a Lady He'd Had Sex with a Leprechaun
Caity Weaver · 03/06/13 01:52PMFlirting with strangers is nerve-wracking. You don't want your flirts to come across as boring, but walking the tightrope between "intriguing" and "crazy" can be perilous. Even seasoned pros occasionally skew toward the latter. Take Cuba Gooding, Jr., for example. On Monday, he told a lady at a party that his name was Dick McWilly AND that he'd just gotten out of jail AND that he'd had sex with a leprechaun.
Tupac-Commemorating Alligator Found Guarding 34 Pounds of Pot (UPDATE)
Taylor Berman · 01/09/13 08:54PMThat headline says it all, really, but in case you want more info: When the sheriff's department in Alameda County, California attempted to conduct a "probation compliance" check at a home in Castro Valley, they discovered 34 pounds of processed dried marijuana and a five-foot alligator, named "Mr. Teeth," guarding said marijuana from a Plexiglas tank.