The video above, published by the Associated Press, shows a tour guide in Lafitte, Louisiana swimming with wild alligators, feeding them marshmallows straight out of his mouth.

And because this is the AP, and we have to hear both sides, we also get interviews with a few boring sadsacks who argue that the man's actions are somehow "dangerous," "disruptive to the environment," and "against the law." State officials are reportedly looking over the footage to determine whether our hero has committed any crimes.

C'mon, have a little fun, guys! Seems perfectly safe and conscientious to me.