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Rich Juzwiak · 07/23/13 10:26AM
Interpret This Amanda Bynes Tweet
Caity Weaver · 07/01/13 02:16PMI Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen
Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me Under the Supermoon Late Saturday Night
Caity Weaver · 06/24/13 04:00PM Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young woman, who flew east through the clouds following a series of vehicular crimes in order to develop a fashion line and a perfume line as well as many other exciting projects. Sadly, far away from the Pacific sun, her spirit hardened into something strange; a cold, bitter, angry thing, unrecognizable to the friends who had known only her light. A restless wraith, she glided through spas and shopping malls, over sidewalks and streets, eager to show herself but desperate not to be seen. People would catch flashes of her in mirrors, in pools of water, in out-of-the-way luxury hotels.
Taylor Berman · 06/22/13 03:43PM
Alleged Bong Thrower Amanda Bynes Reportedly Evicted From Apartment
Taylor Berman · 06/02/13 08:52PMJust over a week ago, Amanda Bynes was arrested for (allegedly) throwing a bong from a window in her luxury midtown Manhattan apartment. That arrest led to a bizarre court appearance, which was followed by claims of sexual harassment at the hands of the NYPD, a strange Twitter battle with Rihanna, and an announcement that she was taking up rapping. As a result of all this strange behavior, the management at Bynes's apartment has reportedly evicted Bynes from the building.
Amanda Bynes Announces Plan to Sue NYPD, Get Plastic Surgery
Taylor Berman · 05/27/13 11:32AMNow that Amanda Bynes has finished randomly lashing out at Rihanna, she's moved on to her next, probably more deserving target: the NYPD. Monday morning, Bynes took to Twitter to announce her plans to sue the NYPD, her apartment complex, and possibly (the rant is difficult to understand) the hospital in which she was mentally evaluated after being arrested Thursday night.
Amanda Bynes Claims She Was Sexually Harassed by NYPD (Update)
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 05/25/13 01:46PMIt's Cool; Amanda Bynes Just Told a Judge Her Bong Was 'a Vase'
Caity Weaver · 05/24/13 11:25AMThe New York Post just released this image of America's Darkest Timeline Amanda Bynes, taken in court earlier today. TMZ reports that Bynes told a judge the (alleged) bong she threw out of her window last night was "just a vase." The judge scheduled Bynes' court date for July and released her into a taxi and her gray New York life.
(Updated) Amanda Bynes Arrested After Throwing Bong From Her Apartment Window
Taylor Berman · 05/23/13 09:53PMAmanda Bynes has made headlines recently for all the right reasons, including for asking Drake to murder her vagina and for posting twerking videos and topless photos on her fascinating Twitter account. And now, the former child actor has been arrested after allegedly throwing a bong from her apartment's window.
Amanda Bynes Got Topless on Twitter and Then Someone Called the Cops [UPDATE]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/02/13 07:53AMFrequent Texting and Tweeting Make You a Shallow Money-Obsessed Racist, Says Science
Adam Weinstein · 04/18/13 02:12PMAmanda Bynes Is Looking Even More Insane Than Usual in Newly Posted 'Twerking' Video
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/16/13 12:15PMWhat the Hell Is Going on with Amanda Bynes: A Treatise
Caity Weaver · 04/05/13 05:26PMAmanda Bynes: “I Want Drake to Murder My Vagina”
Taylor Berman · 03/21/13 09:00PMThere's really not much to say about or add to this story. Here's some context, though it won't help anything make any more sense: Thursday evening, Lohan nemesis Amanda Bynes tweeted the following statement: "I want @drake to murder my vagina." As of this writing, it's been retweeted 4,327 times. Happy birthday, Twitter.
Is Amanda Bynes '25 Things You Don't Know About Me' the Weirdest Story Us Weekly Has Ever Printed?
Caity Weaver · 02/15/13 07:40PMEvery issue, Us Weekly runs a feature called "25 Things You Don't Know About Me," in which a celebrity, ostensibly, writes up interesting 25 facts about themselves (and then an intern transliterates their incomprehensible hieroglyphics into human letters). Normally, these lists give readers a chance to learn 24 things they already knew about a celebrity (Zooey Deschanel started "a comedy website" called Hello Giggles) plus one weird, new fact (Zooey Deschanel hates papaya).
Amanda Bynes Decorated Her Apartment Like a Parlor Room in Hell
Caity Weaver · 02/13/13 01:21PMHave you ever had a casual acquaintance who seemed totally normal and nice and the first time you went to their house they were like, "I can't believe you've never seen my house!" and you were like "I can't believe I've never seen your house!" and then you stepped inside and the floor was littered with mutilated doll bodies and it smelled like apricots and there was no furniture?