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Picking Sides in the Bynes-Lohan War: A Guide

Caity Weaver · 09/19/12 02:36PM

Two households, both a'lacking in dignity,
In fair California, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean:
This is the Nickelodeon-Disney War of 2012.

Caity Weaver · 08/21/12 08:45AM

Amanda Bynes, the poor man's Lindsay Lohan, was in ANOTHER car accident last night. No one was hurt.

Amanda Bynes Would Like President Obama to Intervene in Her DUI

Louis Peitzman · 06/05/12 06:46PM

Look, we all wish we could speak to Barack Obama directly — and thanks to the magic of Twitter, sometimes we pretend that we do. But we accept (hopefully) that he's a busy guy, currently working on getting reelected, and he probably doesn't have time to read all our pleas.

Lady Gaga Banned from Yankees Clubhouse for Grabbing Her Own Boobs

Adrian Chen · 06/20/10 09:46AM

Lady Gaga is no longer welcome in the Yankees clubhouse. Leann Rimes' divorce is done! Kim Kardashian, somehow grossed out by breast feeding. Michael Jackson's kids have no friends. Megan Fox: Lord of the Nerds. Sunday's gossip Roundup is boob-filled

Actors Clean Up at Emmys; Mischa Gets Even Messier

cityfile · 09/21/09 06:03AM

30 Rock and Mad Men took home Emmys last night for outstanding comedy series and outstanding drama series, respectively. (Surprise, surprise.) Alec Baldwin won for outstanding actor in a comedy series; Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston won for outstanding actor in a drama series; Glenn Close won for best actress in a drama series for Damages; and The United States of Tara's Toni Collette took home the award for best actress in a comedy series. Other winners included Lost's Michael Emerson, 24's Cherry Jones, Grey Gardens' Jessica Lange, Pushing Daisies' Kristin Chenoweth, and Two and a Half Men's Jon Cryer. The catchphrase of the night was "pulling a Kanye," naturally. [People, Us]
• Mischa Barton just isn't a morning person... or perhaps she's having dental issues again. A source from her CW show, The Beautiful Life, says she's often so out of it in the mornings that she holds up filming, and she'll stare into her coffee for minutes on end, mumbling, "Who will fix my coffee? I need someone to fix my coffee." [P6]
• Courtney Love lost it when a bathroom intruder caught her with her pants down at the T magazine party at the Standard the other night. Love supposedly screamed that the man had attacked her and tried to have him ejected. "I never wanted to see Courtney Love on the toilet," says the unlucky guy. "It wasn't a pretty sight. I just wanted to get out of there." [P6]