In a bold return to the semi-controversial product endorsement activities of her infamous, burger-fellating past, the dependably quasi-outrageous Paris Hilton has traded the sickly green of her iconic, night-vision enhanced figure-modeling work for a glittering gold in an attempt to sell the product of a champagne-in-a-can concern Rich Prosecco.
Even though there's still no publicly scheduled end to Lindsay Lohan's stint at Cirque Lodge (corporate motto: "When Malibu's Promises are broken, head to the mountains of Utah."), other rehabilitation centers need to stay proactive if they hope to win the troubled actress's business following her next coke-panted, hostage-taking relapse.
What the central "pig on a pedestal" metaphor of the Discover Channel's anti-celebrity-worship ad campaign for Dirty Jobs lacks in subtlety, it certainly makes up in its essential truth: E! has just announced it's signed both the pig and the pedestal for a six-episode reality series; the exact concept is still TBD, but it's believed they'll be sending the charismatic duo to be counselors at a fat camp. [Copyranter]
