In a series of rambling, grammatically challenged Facebook and Twitter posts published last night, Internet personality Antoine Dodson appeared to claim that he was "no longer into homosexuality" and was now a devout Hebrew Israelite instead.

A freak hail storm passed over Brookshire, Texas, early yesterday morning, dumping thousands of stones, some as large as quarters.

Antoine Dodson of "Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife" fame has stoked the ire of some by expressing a blase attitude toward Chick-fil-A's marriage equality opposition, in stark contrast with nearly everyone else.

Stanley Roberts, a reporter for San Francisco's KRON-TV, hosts a Cops-like show on the station called People Behaving Badly. Roberts went from onlooker to participant recently when he incurred the sassy wrath of the man in this video, who wanted nothing to do with Roberts and his "fat, lazy, non-relevant, non-factor ass." Ladies and gentlemen, the new Antoine Dodson. [via Dlisted]

How can you stay mad at Antoine Dodson? He's like the rape-whistle-blowing bastard love child of Chris Rock and Miss J. Alexander, beamed down from Planet YouTubia for our personal amusement. Here he is at a court appearance to answer to charges of marijuana possession. In his BEENNZ. The guy can only communicate in viral video-ese! He's a viral video savante. Little Man 'Toine. God bless him. [YouTube]

If you criticize Vanessa Hudgens' weight, she will pop a cap in your ass. Kate Hudson is engaged. Beyonce gets sued for ruining Christmas. Will.i.Am cleans his butt with baby wipes. Wednesday gossip takes it to the streets.

Lindsay Lohan is unhappy with her sentence. Liz Taylor's eighth husband speaks out. Charlie Sheen loses a goddess via text message. Ye seek Sunday gossip: it is risen.

If only Antoine Dodson were around in Black Swan to warn Natalie Portman that she needed to "hide her kids, hide her wife" from that crazy Mila Kunis!

Antoine Dodson, of "Bed Intruder" fame, is filming a reality show pilot. It follows Dodson and his six siblings as the family tries to "make a fresh start for the Dodson clan on the West Coast." Longest 15 minutes ever?

Today at Gawker.TV, Rashida Jones is really stoked about Rob Lowe being on Parks & Recreation, Al Roker's weather fail, The Onion's SportsDome premieres, Colbert's indie rocker sell-out-off, and Antoine Dodson kicks off the new season of Tosh.0.

Tosh.0 came back with a Web Redemption of Antoine Dodson and a string of rape jokes. Tosh also made fun of Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger, and introduced his newest game, "Is he retarded?" Watch inside.

It's that time of year again to gather around the computer with friends and family to share some of the funniest, heartwarming, and most memorable Christmas videos of the holiday season. Even Grandma will like these.

Antoine Dodson became an overnight Internet sensation when his colorful appearance on a news report was auto-tuned. Tonight, he adapted the "Bed Intruder Song" into "Chimney Intruder" for George Lopez/Christmas. (Get it?!) It was bad—really bad. Watch inside.

Dearly departed bigot Jerry Falwell's legacy includes the conservative Liberty University, which apparently also includes an a cappella student choir group. Here's said choir group performing a Christmas-themed version of Antoine Dodson's "Bed Intruder Song," because why the hell not?

What did the world care about in 2010? According to Google, which just released its annual Zeitgeist video—highlighting the year's top search terms—we were interested in money, politics, tragedy, war, the dearly departed, and... Antoine Dodson. Watch inside.

Lopez Tonight—and the world, by extension—was just graced by the presence of "Bed Intruder" sensation Antoine Dodson (with luscious straight hair!). What did we learn about Dodson? For one: girlfriend just loves Gucci. The full interview, inside.

A lot of people were Antione Dodson for Halloween! We warned that this costume possessed dangerously high blackface potential, and a number of fake Antoines proved us correct. Then they posted their racist costumes to Dodson's Facebook page.

According to Antoine Dodson's description, we have some pretty convincing video evidence here that shows Marty McFly is the infamous Bed Intruder. Using footage discovered in a classic JVC tape recorder, police have been able to finally piece it together.

Some Halloween costumes offend the senses. Some are just plain offensive. Here's a handy guide to 12 racially charged Halloween costumes, whether you can get away with wearing them, and what to do if you accidentally bought a racist one.

The Bed Intruder whistle-blower and fameball became the spokesperson for the app that will let you locate sex offenders in real life. Using something called augmented reality technology, you won't have to hide your kids or your wife anymore.