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Donald Trump Jr Apologizes For Misidentifying Bernie Sanders Supporter as "Nazi Salute Woman"
Brendan O'Connor · 03/28/16 09:50PMManny Pacquiao Is Sorry (Not Sorry) He Hates Gay People, So Fuck Him (Don't Fuck Him)
Rich Juzwiak · 02/16/16 01:55PMManny Pacquiao is a professional boxer who’s easy enough to never once consider if you don’t follow the sport, unless you happen to read the internet and have an interest in gay rights and where, when, and via whom there is a lack thereof. In that case, you may know Pacquiao from his commentary on gays, a group that by virtue of his professed identity he is not part of and thus is no kind of an expert on.
Looks Like Tim Cook Saw That Atrocious Video of the Apple Store Kicking Out Black Teens
Jay Hathaway · 11/13/15 05:25PMEmployees ejected a group of black teens from a Melbourne, Australia, Apple Store this week, telling them that store staff were “just worried you might steal something.” One of the boys, Francis Ose, posted a video of the incident on Facebook with the title “Simply Racism—made them apologize tho.”
Pope Francis Issues Apology But Doesn't Specify For What
Brendan O'Connor · 10/14/15 07:00PM"This Is Bigger Than Me and Bigger Than Hip-Hop": Dee Barnes Responds to Dr. Dre’s Public Apology
Dee Barnes · 08/24/15 02:30PMOn Friday, three days after Gawker ran Dee Barnes’s essay “Here’s What’s Missing From Straight Outta Compton: Me and the Other Women Dr. Dre Beat Up,” the New York Times ran a piece that included an official apology from Dr. Dre addressed to “the woman I’ve hurt.” Barnes’s response to Dre’s apology is below.
Viral Miscarriage Husband’s Ashley Madison Apology: This Was Before We Went Viral
Allie Jones · 08/21/15 10:19PMThe popular Christian vlogger Sam Rader—best known for “surprising” his wife with her own positive pregnancy test in a viral video—has admitted to using an account on the cheating website Ashley Madison. In a YouTube video with his wife Nia by his side, Sam claims that God has forgiven him for seeking extramarital sexual partners online.
Accused BJ-Pushing Vine Star: "It Was Supposed to Be a Private Video"
Sam Biddle · 06/24/15 10:50AMThe internet shame waltz, a dance as old as time: first comes the Bad Deed, then the claim that I Was Hacked, and then the Bad Apology. Vine “celebrity” Carter Reynolds is in hot web water after a leaked video purportedly showed him trying to push an underage girlfriend into sex. Now he is “very sorry.”
Hampton Jitney: Sorry We've Been Running Late (Blame Bill de Blasio)
Alex Pareene · 06/04/15 05:01PMThe Hampton Jitney is a private bus line that takes well-off New York City residents from the city to the Long Island towns where well-off New York City residents enjoy spending summer weekends. Lately, some of those buses have experienced delays. One can only imagine the effect sitting in traffic must have on the already enervating class anxiety felt by Jitney riders who cannot, as their betters do, charter weekly helicopters.
Facebook Sorry for Making Users Relive Hellish Year With Year in Review
Taylor Berman · 12/28/14 10:25PMFacebook now admits that forcing people to revisit their most Liked and commented upon photos and statuses from the past year might not have been the best idea. This week, the product manager for the social media company's "Year in Review" app apologized to Eric Meyer, whose six-year-old daughter died of brain cancer earlier this year.
Rose McGowan Clarifies Gay Misogyny Statement Using The Golden Girls
Rich Juzwiak · 11/06/14 10:41AMIn the latest chapter of the internet's favorite e-book, Human Obliterates Valid Point with Bumbling Delivery, actor Rose McGowan recently took all the gay men that you can think of—all that your eye could see, all that you could grease up with Crisco and fit in an infinite amount of Olympic size swimming pools—to task during a recent episode of Bret Easton Ellis's podcast. "Gay men are as misogynistic as straight men, if not more so. I have an indictment of the gay community right now, I'm actually really upset with them," McGowan said.
Comcast Half-Apologizes to the Customer It Allegedly Got Fired
Jay Hathaway · 10/09/14 08:56AMHamilton Nolan · 08/14/14 10:11AM
Jonah Hill Issues Perfect Apology for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
Rich Juzwiak · 06/04/14 08:51AMYesterday, just hours after the footage of Jonah Hill calling a paparazzo a "faggot" was posted by TMZ, the actor shared his regrets regarding the slur on Howard Stern's Sirius show. On last night's Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Hill reiterated his remorse while accepting full accountability for not just his words but their weight beyond his intention:
Eminem's New Music Video Is An Apology to His Mother
Aleksander Chan · 05/11/14 12:45PMTrain Conductor Apologizes 500 Times for Accidentally Lying
Dayna Evans · 02/24/14 06:53PMRich Juzwiak · 02/14/14 11:25AM
Drake has issued a statement regarding his Rolling Stone Twitter tantrum. Basically, he supports Rolling Stone's decision to replace him on the cover, but he "was not able to salvage my story or my photos and that was devastating." Also, his lack of choice in the matter made him feel "violated." Oh yeah, and he's "sorry."