Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with a segment about today's Verizon iPhone announcement. He's excited about having Apple's golden product on a different network! Why? Well, because he may actually be able to make calls now. Watch inside.

Steve Jobs will reportedly show up at the launch of Rupert Murdoch's The Daily. With Murdoch's News Corp. sinking a reported $30 million into a product designed specifically for Jobs' iPad, it seems like the least Apple's CEO could do.

The author of "Herb Converter" miraculously got his weed-dealing calculator past Apple censors and into the iPhone App Store. But that just means more problems, since he must now deal with confused and severely bummed out users.

A bug in the iPhone made one-time alarms not go off today. Judging from Twitter, this caused many people to miss their True Grit matinees and show up late for work. Bad, Apple. Here's how you can fix this.

Technology seemed especially relevant in 2010, what with The Social Network's blockbuster receipts and mass mania for Apple's iPad and iPhone 4. The newfound attention helped turned some techies into genuine stars — while lending others real worldwide infamy.

A sketch from the show The One Ronnie on BBC that features our favorite hand-held, fruit-named devices; the Blackberry and Apple. The question is, how many puns can they fit inside?

Apple banned the Wikileaks iPhone app, determining it could hurt people, or is illegal, or both. The company didn't actually specify why 73 million iPhone owners are forbidden from using the app, but did coyly hint at the reason.

Apple is caught in the crossfire between opponents and supporters of an iPhone game that can only be "won" by signaling opposition to gay and abortion rights. Apple approved the app, then pulled it. Now comes the furious lobbying.

Does anyone know where Steve Jobs is? Apple has something for him. According to California state records, Apple owes Steve Jobs $37.91—but they can't find him to deliver it themselves.

Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills is taking credit for finally getting the Beatles on Apple's iTunes: "I organized it all with Steve Jobs." Sounds unlikely, but maybe it takes a notorious ex to stare down a notorious negotiator like Jobs.

Rupert Murdoch is putting $30 million and 100 journalists behind an iPad newspaper called "The Daily." He even has support from Apple CEO Steve Jobs. But no one really believes this thing will last. Here's why.

Who would pay $80 for an action figure of Steve Jobs? Many geeks, apparently; MIC Gadget already sold its whole production run of 300 dolls. We say wait for the model that can scream "not fucking blue enough!" at you.

The Yes Men, the group of clever activist/designer pranksters, struck again this week—or tried to. Their target this time? Apple.

A scrappy Chinese-speaking teenager sold $130,000 in parts for the white iPhone 4. Now he's being slapped with legal threats. Won't anyone defend Fei Lam's right to exploit fashion-obsessed gadgeteers?

The reports were true, the Beatles are now on iTunes. Reading the online reaction, however, you'd think only Apple overlord Steve Jobs was into the band's e-debut. Everyone else played like they were totally above it.

After lobbying surviving Beatles since 2003, Apple finally got the band's catalog into the iTunes Store, sources tell the Wall Street Journal. An announcement is expected tomorrow, if the musicians can keep their hippie jive non political enough for Apple.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs said the iPhone offered "freedom from programs that steal your private data." But buzzy new social network Path apparently pillages iPhone address books. It's just one example of tech's latest "scam," writes longtime developer Dave Winer.

The message of this baffling ad for the Washington Post iPad edition seems to be that technology is too difficult for newspaper journalists to master, who are generally old and confused and prone to yell strange things at one another.

Former President George W. Bush's interview with Matt Lauer airs on NBC tomorrow night, but tonight's Nightly News gave us a tech/gossip-focused preview. Apparently, Bush has an iPad—he likes to read gossip on it! Find out what inside.

Think of it as an upgraded mustache finger. One that features moving mouths that sync up to the song. The song is "I Love U So" from the artist Cassius, and the app can be downloaded for free.