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Giraffe Dies After Hitting Its Head on Low Highway Bridge
Taylor Berman · 07/31/14 02:25PMWatch a Maryland Republican Sing "Dixie" With His Fellow Secessionists
Adam Weinstein · 07/29/14 02:23PMMichael Peroutka is a former candidate for president of the United States. He's currently running as a Republican for a council seat in Anne Arundel County, Maryland. Around 1:55 in the video above, watch him grab a guitar, ask everyone to "stand for the national anthem," and start belting out "Dixie."
Iraq-Serving Senator Plagiarized His Army War College Thesis
Adam Weinstein · 07/23/14 03:18PMCNN Anchor: Excuse My Pun About This Disaster That Killed Hundreds
Jay Hathaway · 07/21/14 11:50AMWhen discussing a tragedy involving massive loss of human life, it's natural to wonder when it becomes OK to make humor—say, some horrible, on-the-nose wordplay—part of the healing process. Some popular answers include "never" and "definitely not while you're still reporting from the scene of the disaster."
Arrested Man's Pizza Prank at the Police Station Completely Backfires
Jay Hathaway · 07/17/14 05:01PM
A Kentucky man arrested for shoplifting allegedly tried to get back at the cops by pretending to be a police officer and ordering five Domino's pizzas to the precinct.
Watch a Man Chug a Gallon of Honey While Wearing a Faceful of Bees
Jay Hathaway · 07/14/14 05:07PMChugging an entire gallon of honey is tough enough under optimal circumstances—that's about 2 weeks worth of calories—but it's absolutely terrifying when you have 2,000 bees hanging out all over your face.
Pamplona Bull Gores Author of How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona
Adam Weinstein · 07/09/14 09:50AMAdam Weinstein · 07/08/14 12:41PM
Immediately after the Mississippi Republican Party certified incumbent Thad Cochran as the winner of its Senate primary today, the Senate Conservatives Fund wired $70,000 to his Tea Party opponent to challenge the result. The fund is run by Ken Cuccinelli, the GOP's foremost expert on losing elections.
Adam Weinstein · 07/02/14 05:00PM
Do you like Hooters but find it too disarming? Try Shooters, the Rifle, Colorado, bar and grill where every waitress is strapped with a six-gun. "People can come in carrying their gun, and they can pray over their food," the owner says, adding that the joint has "guns and Jesus all over the place."
Todd Akin Has More Thoughts About Women and "Legitimate Rape"
Adam Weinstein · 06/26/14 10:47AMFormer Republican Congressman Todd Akin, who learned in 2012 that mansplaining "legitimate rape" is one way of shutting a Senate campaign down, is hawking a memoir that defends his gestational theories. By blaming Hillary Clinton for rape culture.
NSA Spook-Turned-Twitter-Pundit Goes Dark After Dick Pic Surfaces
Adam Weinstein · 06/23/14 03:05PMOnly George Will Is Allowed to Define Sexual Assault
Adam Weinstein · 06/20/14 02:20PM
The venerable St. Louis Post-Dispatch dropped George Will's column after the opprobrium heaped on his latest musings on nonconsensual touching. But he will not be silenced after this violation by the Twittocracy. Victims must speak out. Here's George Will taking back the night.
The GOP Will Try to Entice You With This Shitshow of an Ad
Adam Weinstein · 06/16/14 04:55PMIs it trying to get you to associate the Republican Party with SportsCenter? Hoping you'll fall for a lovable anti-Clinton mascot costume? Trying to court nut producers for donations? Who knows? The point is: Reince Priebus wanted it, and it's in HD, so watch the damn turd.
Russians Arrested For TP Attack on U.S. Embassy in Moscow
Adam Weinstein · 06/16/14 04:25PMObama Might Send SEALs, Green Berets to Iraq
Adam Weinstein · 06/16/14 03:55PM
The White House is considering sending U.S. special operations forces to Iraq as the country's northwest collapses under the weight of a Sunni Islamist revolt, unnamed officials told the AP this afternoon.
Man Shoots Eye Out of Socket Playing Russian Roulette, Survives
Allie Jones · 06/13/14 01:25PMThe Campaign Manager Who Beat Eric Cantor Just Deleted His Facebook
Adam Weinstein · 06/11/14 04:20PMAdam Weinstein · 06/11/14 02:30PM
A tea party House candidate in Oklahoma has endorsed stoning gays to death. It "goes against some parts of libertarianism, I realize, and I'm largely libertarian," he says, "but ignoring as a nation things that are worthy of death is very remiss."