[President Obama lead his family, including daughter Malia, on a bike ride through Manuel Correllus State Forest in Martha's Vineyard today. Good weather at last! Image via Getty]

America's most famous mosque-lovers, Barack Obama and Michael Bloomberg, played golf on Martha's Vineyard today! The White House adds that they spent 15 minutes talking about the economy. It took them that long to say "It sucks"?

Sleepy August news is always dumber than usual. Still, before September, we need to resolve the question of Barack Obama's religion. Is he super-Muslim? The tabloid's more enthusiastic case in this photo proves it: Yes, he is. Next question? [via]

In a segment more befitting his daytime talk show than a primetime cable news one (actually, they're pretty much the same), Jerry Springer squared off with Sean Hannity tonight on President Obama, the economy, health care, and more! Video inside.

The Hawaii home that the Obamas rent for holidays has been sold for $6.9 million.

[Michelle Obama appeared to have a laugh at the President's expense today as the couple ordered food from a Martha's Vineyard restaurant while on vacation. Sorry about the crappy weather, guys! Image via Getty]

Next Tuesday, after this vacation, Barack Obama will deliver an Oval Office address on Iraq.

Our president needs to really work harder on seeming Christian. It just doesn't matter that President Obama is a Christian, what matters is how we perceive him, and a lot of Americans are all like, "Dude looks Muslim!"

Laura Ingraham, racial stereotype-enforcing hack, guest hosted The O'Reilly Factor tonight. While discussing President Obama's apparently still undecided religion, Ingraham made some astute, reasoned arguments for why people think he's Muslim. HA, JUST KIDDING—they were horrible. Video inside.

Sen. Mitch McConnell, the Republican Minority Leader, was asked on Meet the Press Sunday if he has an obligation to the 31 percent of Republicans that believe President Obama is a Muslim. What was McConnell's answer?

Our lazy, undercover Muslim president, Barack Obama, is having a picnic on the beach today.

A couple of new polls show that a growing number of Americans think Barack Obama is Muslim. Why? So far, the Washington Examiner's conservative writer Byron York has the worst explanation: because Obama sometimes mentions his "Muslim roots," confusing everyone!

Breaking news from Martha's Vineyard: Barack Obama went to a bookstore! And he bought novelist Jonathan Franzen's hotly anticipated greatest masterpiece ever, Freedom. It's not even in stores until August 31! He really does have magical time-defying powers. [Image: AP]

Oh, CNN, you amuse us: three days after a hilarious typo appeared on screen (see it here), Wolf Blitzer entered The Situation Room today with "New Developments" suggesting that—shocker!—President Obama is not, in fact, a Muslim. Screengrab inside.

The Obamas are on Martha's Vineyard for their ten-day vacation, presumably their last this summer.

A new poll today showed that slightly more Americans think Barack Obama is a Muslim. It's no big deal. Still, a White House spokesman has responded, "The president is obviously a Christian. He prays everyday." What a nerd. [Pic: Gawker.TV]

How about putting President Obama on the dollar bill, instead of that old white-haired lady who's there right now? Design firm Dowling Duncan did it for the Dollar ReDe$ign Competition. Want to see their designs for the other denominations?

Eighteen percent of Americans believe President Obama is a Muslim, according to a new poll. The same number of Americans have "had a ghostly experience." America: Where every fifth person is reliably crazy. (For the record, Obama is Hindu.)

A wacky British-born Internet entrepreneur who wants to be entertained, and perhaps even promote a website, is offering $1 million for someone to flash Barack Obama, on camera. How is this not a great deal?

Those mysterious explosions heard in Seattle during Obama's visit today? It was two fighter jets breaking the sound barrier. Phew.