Former drunk driver Mel Gibson was in a mysterious car accident yesterday when he "accidentally" drove his Maserati into some rocks on the side of the road in Malibu. How does this guy even have insurance still? [Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Kim defies her former BFF and sensei. Lindsay Lohan could get out of rehab this week. Lance Bass gets a drink tossed in his face. Lil' Wayne eats prison beef stick. Monday gossip faces consequences.

[Dressed as Marilyn, Paris Hilton poses as a lesbian with Playboy's Karissa Shannon and her middle fingers. All we need now is Joe Francis pointing at the camera, and we'll know what the Apocalypse looks like. Another Paris pic below.]

[Leighton Meester and blond rival Clemence Poesy both get their panties in a twist about something on the set of Gossip Girl. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Sasha Obama hams it up in the ocean while on vacation with her mother in Marbella, Spain. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Queen Latifah and presumed girlfriend Jeanette Jenkins on a yacht in France, where they've been hanging out with newlyweds Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz. Maybe they'll take our advice and wed in California when they get back? Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Sienna Miller shows Jude Law that Mr. Ripley isn't the only talented one while they luxuriate on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza today. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Mary-Kate Olsen describes her childhood act as "little monkey performers." The Beach Boys threaten to sue Katy Perry. Lily Allen is pregnant. Enrique Iglesias waterskis naked. Maddox and Pax call their nanny "mom." Thursday gossip's problems go back to childhood.

[Justin Timberlake does his best Midnight Cowboy impersonation while filming a scene for Gawker's new favorite movie Friends with Benefits in New York. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Kelly Killoren Bensimon is petrified during a commercial shoot in the East Village yesterday when she thinks she hears the monster Frankel-stein approaching. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[On the set of Little Red Riding Hood, Amanda Seyfried wears a crown of horns. Second photo after the jump, click any image to enlarge. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Snooki avoids spending the night in jail. Levi Johnston's ex-girlfriend denies he knocked her up. Casey Affleck has more trouble on his hands. Oh, and there's a big wedding happening today. It's time for a delayed installment of Saturday gossip.

[On the set of W.E.—the Madonna-directed movie about King Edward VIII's romance with American divorcée Wallis Simpson—the Queen of Pop interacts with one of her young stars. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Chelsea and Marc walking down Park Avenue in May 2006. [Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

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Model, singer, and first lady of France Carla Bruni is a magnificent specimen. We're glad we finally found her weakness: acting. Apparently it took her 35 tries to get her simple scene in the new Woody Allen movie right.

[Someone forgot to wind the Kelly Killoren Bensimon robot yesterday and it could no longer run in the middle of the road. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Paris Hilton denies getting paid $1 million to be a Malaysian playboy's personal Barbie doll. George Clooney's girlfriend is tied to an Italian cocaine scandal. An Inception star talks about gay trysts. Thursday gossip works hard for its money.

[Russell Brand—who legend has it, slept with 80 women a month before he met fiancee Katy Perry—runs around New York in his underpants while filming Arthur. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Justin Timberlake and Woody Harrelson on the set of Gawker's new favorite movie, "Friends With Benefits". Image: Bauer-Griffin]

[Seated passenger side in a car pulled over for blowing a red light in St. Tropez, Tara Reid points her finger at a paparazzo. Or, if you want to get lit-crit-y about it, at her unseen audience. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]