See the shopping bags in this picture? The stuff inside is worth more than your college education. Are Annette Bening and Warren Beatty on the rocks? Will Christina Hendricks do nude scenes? Thursday gossip asks hard questions.

[SJP with Gourmet Garage planning dinner in New York. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have postponed their show at Fashion Week tomorrow because "production and delivery of our samples is delayed." They will present the latest in Amish bag lady chic at Paris fashion week, instead. [WWD, image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Prince Charles operates a sewing machine an event for his charitable foundation for the environment. Want to see what he made? Read on!]

Britney hasn't exactly denied her bodyguard's claim that she had sex in front of her sons, beat them, and poisoned them. Instead, she issued a statement noting Children's Services investigated her, but didn't take away her kids. So there! [BritneySpears.com]

"Mommy is white trash," she allegedly told them. Katie Holmes contemplates bearing more Cruise children. Lou Reed makes Susan Boyle cry. Thursday gossip puts the "fun" in dysfunctional.

[Intriguing photo! Diane Lane and Thomas Dekker film "Cinema Verite", the upcoming HBO movie about the filming of proto-reality show "An American Family". Yes, Dekker is playing Lance. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

[Justin Timberlake on the California set of Gawker's one-time favorite movie, "Friends With Benefits". Image: Bauer-Griffin]

[The vastly talented artist Katy Perry in London. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

[Taylor Momsen heads to work on the "Gossip Girl" set. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

Arrested for cocaine possession while hotboxing in an Escalade in Las Vegas, Paris Hilton was in jail from 11:30PM last night until the wee hours of Saturday morning. Why did she tweet about watching TV all night? Update: New theories.

Kim Kardashian's search for an Emmys dress frustrates. Lindsay Lohan drives a Maserati after midnight. Taylor Swift frolics with a possible boyfriend. Heidi Montag worries about her face falling off. TGIFriday gossip.

[Drew Barrymore with her dog outside the Letterman show; image via Bauer-Griffin]

A man "holding 2 big knifes" tried to break into Paris Hilton's home this morning. Quick as a flash, she pulled out her cellphone—and took a picture and tweeted it while the cops slapped cuffs on him.

Why did Lourdes Leon wear a marijuana-themed wristband? Lindsay Lohan may go free tomorrow. Taylor Momsen rather regrets her latest teen angst interview. Cuba Gooding Jr. parties with Johnny Weir. Tuesday gossip makes bold statements.

[The "Gossip Girl" actress and Pretty Reckless rocker grrl (of a sort) in London today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Drew Barrymore in London to promote "Going the Distance". Image: Bauer-Griffin]

[Dressed as a gypsy surfer who plays roller derby while deejaying on the beach, Shakira powders her nose on the set of her new music video. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

At 7:49PM last night, the New York Observer made a discovery: "There are different kinds of hotness." Sometimes you want to bang a clean lady. And sometimes you want to bang a "dirty girl," as epitomized by Peaches Geldof, apparently.

Plastic surgeon to the stars, Dr. Frank Ryan, accidentally drove his car off the Pacific Coast Highway yesterday and died. He performed 10 surgeries in one day on Heidi Montag, who is still surviving the car wreck of her life.