Jon Bon Jovi gets in a fame fight with Bono. Lindsay Lohan "made some friends" in jail. Paris Hilton humiliates her ex-boyfriend. Pooping pigeons ruin a Kings of Leon show. Monday gossip takes sides.

It's Fleet Week in Saint Tropez, which means the rich and famous are cavorting around, making fools of themselves. Paris Hilton fell down, as she does. Let's explore this amazing place with the Hilton sisters!

Paris and Nikki Hilton, of the Los Angeles Hiltons, stroll the beach, headed for Nathaniel's caviar-eating contest.

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["Mad Men" sayer of lines January Jones walking in the South-of-Houston section of New York; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Bryan Greenberg and Mila Kunis film Gawker's new favorite movie, "Friends With Benefits" right outside our offices yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Mila Kunis was not eating fried chicken today at Cafe Habana while filming Gawker's favorite movie, Friends with Benefits starring Justin Timberlake, down the street from our office. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Gwyneth introduces her spiritual guru to boat shoes crowd. Mel Gibson is not actually moving to Australia. (But maybe he should.) The Situation is writing a book. Lindsay Lohan is still in denial about jail. Monday gossip wants to believe.

Lindsay Lohan was seen checking into a sober living facility in West Hollywood yesterday and her mother Dina and ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson were spotted there later in the day. Is she trying to weasel out of jail time?

[Leighton Meester and Blake Lively filming yet another scene of "Gossip Girls" in Paris, Texas France. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

Now we know why Oksana and Mel fought over her dentist: He was helping her leave her abuser. Kelly Osbourne breaks up with her model boyfriend. Angela Jolie is going to Comic Con. Thursday gossip is in a dark place.

Lady Gaga is continuing to cash in on her stratospheric rise to pop superstardom: According to "insiders," she's launching her own perfume and it "will have an extremely 'un­usual' fragrance." What do you think ol Gags' scent should smell like?

You know journalism's in trouble when a reporter describes her job as "like a call girl without the sex." Meet "club girls," women paid to go out every night and party with celebrities, then report their findings to tabloid magazines.

Tila Tequila is too crazy for Gary Busey's safe haven. Michael Jackson hired mad scientists to teach pet chimp Bubbles to speak. Lindsay Lohan dodges "snake charmer" lawyer. Monday gossip is full of peril.

Britney doesn't want her kids to be famous. A Real Housewife leaves a stroller unattended and two kids nearly die in a swimming pool. Heidi Montag's mom is "mourning the loss of a child." Wednesday gossip has maternal anxieties.

[The former actress at her probation hearing in California. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Justin Bieber's fans are having a vote contest to see what countries he should tour. In second place and gaining momentum: North Korea. Obviously, this is the work of web-prank powerhouse 4chan, which also originated Bieber's recent syphilis rumor.

After a former bodyguard filed a report that Britney Spears beat her two sons, the L.A. Department of Child and Family Services paid a visit her home. Social workers found nothing wrong, except Britney's collection of Daisy Dukes.

[Elvish maid Lady Peaches of Geldof, daughter of Sir Bob Geldof and the thing known as Gollum, shows off her new nose ring on the streets of Los Angeles. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Real Housewife of New York City Jessie Jellybeans Kelly Bensimon takes one of her patented street-jogs with an unidentified individual; image via Bauer-Griffin]

The world recoils at the news that a supermodel is not completely flawless, just mostly flawless. Jeremy Piven drops his cellphone in the toilet. Kristen Stewart has a litter of half-wolf hybrids. Tuesday gossip confirms what you already knew.