[Colin Farrell does a Q&A at the Dubai Film Festival. Pity the production assistant tasked with finding a place for that clip-on microphone on the perpetually shirtless Farrell. Another image after jump.]

Chloe Sevigny did Playboy's 20 Questions, and obviously Playboy saw fit to ask her about blowing Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny. She'll "probably have to go to therapy at some point." Also: A stirring defense of "It girls."

[Def Jam and Phat Farm founder Russell Simmons reminds you that no matter how rich you are, things still get stuck in your teeth, even in Saint Barthelemy. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Just when we retire the search for Lady Gaga's penis, the pop star goes on her own genital-hunting expedition with a friend on Twitter. A slightly NSFW image appears below.]

Miley Cyrus stays calm in the wake of her bong-ripping scandal. Jennifer Grey has yet to recover from the pain of dancing with Bristol Palin. Kim Kardashian's new lover crosses a threshold: First photo op. Monday gossip soldiers on.

[Jude Law and Sienna Miller attend a charity carol event at St. Paul's Church in Knightsbridge. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Paparazzi terrorize Britney, who just wants to shop. 12-year-old Jaden Smith gets his first bodyguard. Lindsay Lohan's driving privileges are restored. Milli Vanilli star works on weird comeback. Wednesday gossip makes a list and checks it twice.

[Charlize Theron leaving a restaurant on the Upper East Side yesterday. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[The delightful Helena Bonham Carter at last night's British Independent Film Awards. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Christina Hendricks' Christmas tradition is destined for raunchy jokes. Chelsea Handler called Angelina the c-word. Michelle Williams gained 15 pounds for a role, and reveals her un-diet secrets. (Ice cream.) Monday gossip slips a sable under the tree.

Kim Kardashian and other celebrities pledged to stay "digitally dead"—off Twitter and Facebook—until the Keep a Child Alive foundation raised a million dollars. But after two days, the foundation is still nowhere near that!

[Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon vacationing in Miami. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[James Franco, preparing for his role in "Burly: The Paul Bunyan Story," arrives at LAX. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[The "Rabbit Hole" actress outside the Good Morning America show in New York. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Longtime West Villagers Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker have reportedly purchased a $21 million townhouse on the Upper West Side. It has eight bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, and two walk-in closets so big you could practically live in them!

The Post's totally superfluous Page Six Magazine comes out tomorrow with a cover story about Madonna's former boytoy Jesus Luz. The problem is no one wants to hear him talk. And when he does, he sounds like a fool.

Star accuses Britney Spears' boyfriend of giving her a black eye, and Radar has audio of a voice they say is Britney's talking about it. Both outlets' source? Jason Alexander, the guy Britney accidentally married in Las Vegas in 2004.

Who: Hathaway made her bones as the star of syrupy Disney tween flicks like The Princess Diaries, but she's grown up fast in movies like Brokeback Mountain, The Devil Wears Prada, and Rachel Getting Married. Her latest film is Love and Other Drugs.

[Former real-life couple Blake Lively and Penn Badgley get intimate on the "Gossip Girl" set. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[Jessica Simpson is a vegan's nightmare strolling the streets of New York. See that blond hair floating by her ankle? She killed a Swedish toddler for that. Image via Pacific Coast News.]