[January Jones in Hollywood with her dog. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[Natalie Portman at the premiere of "No Strings Attached," still plagued by the constant feeling that Ashton Kutcher is always right behind her. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[Steve Martin had fun in the surf at the pauper's beach colony of St. Barts today. He even lost his bathing suit for a second. Click through for a glimpse of pale old man behind.]

[Kim Kardashian confirms that her toes are on a low-fat, low-carb diet while getting a manicure in Beverly Hills today. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[A visibly pregnant Natalie Portman strolls in Los Feliz. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Will Kim's world explode when Kris Jenner and Kris Humphries meet? Lea Michele made a 14-year-old girl cry. Eddie Cibrian bought LeAnn Rimes' engagement ring after getting his child support reduced. Friday gossip is full of uncomfortable realizations.

[Actress Emmy Rossum at LAX. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

A disfiguring dance floor accident forced David Arquette into rehab. Eva Longoria rebounds with Penelope Cruz's brother. T.I. gets "frisky" in jail. James Franco: "Maybe I'm just gay." Thursday gossip hits rock bottom.

Since Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman are in Just Go With It together, Bazaar decided to pull an Interview let the celebrities interview each other. The result is a predictably ridiculous kiss-fest, tinged with sexual longing.

[Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay, performs his first actually useful task in over six years as he helps move his daughter's possessions. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Vinny Guadagnino is launching his own T-shirt line and part of the proceeds will help anti-bullying initiatives. Who ever thought a bunch of Ed Hardy rip-offs would help someone? Now if only he could make The Situation stop bullying everyone...

[Kanye West drags a backpack to the studio in Culver City, California. Updated caption by The_Obvious. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Kelly Osbourne tweets—then deletes—an epic rant about her gold digging ex-fiance. Rihanna breaks up with her boyfriend. Charlie Sheen skipped Christmas to party. Taylor Momsen calls herself "a product." Wednesday gossip is a painful realization.

[Zac Efron's ex-ladyfriend at lunch with friends in LA yesterday. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia DeGeneres—née de Rossi—stroll Saint Barthélemy. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Jersey Shore's DJ Paulie D beat out Snooki, JWOWW, and the rest of the crew and signed a deal for his own spin-off. It will most likely focus on his DJ career and definitely on his rather intricate hair preparation.

Airplanes are the worst places to meet celebrities. The cramped environment of an upholstered metal tube brings out the worst in every tantrum-throwing, assistant-berating diva. The only thing worse than a tantrum? Insufferable, yoga-enhanced calm!

[News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch with his family in St. Barthelemy. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Paris Hilton's flight to Hawaii was evacuated today after a passenger found a box cutter in a seat pocket. (Apparently a member of the flight crew just misplaced it.) But doesn't it seem like every time Paris travels, there's trouble?

[Katie Holmes in New York yesterday. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]