Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe pull the plug on their predatory credit card. Lindsay Lohan wants a restraining order against paparazzi. Tom Brady battles male pattern baldness. Brad Pitt's plague of poor fashion choices returns. Tuesday gossip is a lost cause.

[Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and the kids on the Parisian boat where Pax celebrated his seventh birthday. Updated caption by mrswillclark. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Britney and Jamie Lynn give thanks for french fries. "Kim Kardashian is dead," but it's only a publicity stunt. Portia de Rossi walks all over Ricky Martin. Monday gossip is sick of leftover turkey.

Angelina Jolie does not enjoy our colonial holiday. Lindsay Lohan is spending Thanksgiving with a bad influence. Cameron Diaz and A-Rod are back on. Billy Joel is recovering. Wesley Snipes is appealing. Thursday's gossip is making pies with its mother.

[Obviously this is Jeremy Piven's car. It is wasabi green because you know he loves him some sushi! Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[A stubbly Joe Jonas in LA with his gal pal, "Twilight" actress Ashley Greene. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[David Arquette in Miami with a jiggly pal. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[Actor Kevin Spacey packs up his hotel room after a stay in France hosting a charity event for his foundation. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Now that The City is canceled, socialite and scourge Olivia Palermo says she's working on her "own show". What could it be about? Certainly not having a real job or finishing college. God, that's so pedestrian! [via NYMag]

[Lonely, miserable Jennifer Aniston on the sad New York set of her latest sad movie "Wanderlust." Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Katy Perry's management forces Vh1 to redo the photoshopping of her boobs. Eva Longoria divorced her husband over romantic text messages, possibly to his teammate's wife. Dina Lohan wants to sue Glee. Thursday gossip isn't ready for its close-up.

[Emma Watson, who everyone seems to have a crush on these days, heading to the New York premiere of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Halllows: Part One". Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[Daniel Radcliffe, to forever be known as Harry Potter, outside the "Regis & Kelly" show this morning. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[Jim Carrey films "Mr. Popper's Penguins" on snowy New York streets yesterday. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[Lauren Conrad films a new goddamn reality show in LA. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

[America's hippest starlet, Amanda Seyfriend, explains why she would never wear a passé Snuggie to an underling on the set of "Now." Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Going to nightclubs would be a lot more enjoyable if people knew how to behave properly. Follow these seven simple yet important rules and you'll make life easier for everyone.

—Charlie Sheen talking about his recent coke-fueled evening which led him to destroy a room at the Plaza while a porn star locked herself in the bathroom. [Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Poor tourist Daniel Matthew just wanted to photograph the view from the Burj Dubai, the world's tallest building. So it was kind of weird when Tom Cruise appeared. Outside the building. Almost 1500 feet in the air. Want to see?

Kim Kardashian shifts the attention from her ass to her feet. Pink advocates "beat[ing] the crap outta kids." Brett Michaels denies boinking Miley's mom. Demi Lovato's dad bemoans Disney. The bigger Wednesday gossip gets, the harder it falls.