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Bedbugs Strike the Time Warner Center

Hamilton Nolan · 08/13/10 02:02PM

A CNN employee has just forwarded us an alarming email that she and her colleagues received informing them that bedbugs have infested the Time Warner Center. Will they bring down America's largest media company, from the inside? Yes. Memo below!

Bedbugs Are Going to Destroy Us All

Richard Lawson · 07/22/10 11:18AM

We will not be copacetic! The bedbug menace grows and grows every day, infesting various halls of industry and power. Their latest assault is on the written word. Yes, bed bugs have invaded publishing.

Today In Chain Stores: Everything Is Ending

Richard Lawson · 07/16/10 10:19AM

These are bleak days for American consumers. We have no money, all the malls are closing, and everywhere we look some trusted brand is being attacked or irrevocably changed. Let's take a look at the news of today's commercial decay.

Bedbugs Close Sexy Hollister Store in Soho

Richard Lawson · 07/01/10 09:17AM

If you've ever walked down Broadway just south of Houston Street, you know the Hollister. There are always shirtless lifeguard-type boys outside, urging you in? It's quite effective! Not so effective? Bedbugs, which are what the store is currently battling.

Terrible Minimum Wage Jobs For Real Americans Only!

Hamilton Nolan · 06/25/10 04:21PM

The Way We Live Now: expanding our horizons. This economy won't get better any time soon. It's time we start looking for new, horrific opportunities. Immigrant farmworker? Bedbug lawyer? Soda tax-er? It's all "on the table." (Table not included).

Jerry Seinfeld Won't Shut Up About Lady Gaga

Matt Toder · 06/23/10 09:40PM

If you've ever watched Seinfeld, then you know Jerry is a big Mets fan. Tonight, he visited the Mets' booth with Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez for a few innings. Lady Gaga came up, and Jerry did not hold back.

We Know Which Publisher's Office Has Bedbugs

Hamilton Nolan · 08/21/09 11:35AM

Galleycat says that employees of a certain large publishing house will be locked out of the office until Monday morning while exterminators deal with a bedbug infestation there. An inside tipster tells us which publisher it is:

One More Thing to Worry About: Bedbugs

cityfile · 02/17/09 09:59AM

Your sinking stock portfolio might not be the only thing keeping you up at night. Bedbug complaints in the city jumped 34 percent last year, according to New York vs. Bed Bugs, a bedbug advocacy group (yes, there is such a thing), which identified Brooklyn, the Bronx, and Midtown as the three biggest "hot spots." Sweet dreams! [NYDN]

Bedbug Lawyer May Be A Little Loony

Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/08 04:01PM

Alan Schnurman, the lawyer representing Fox News bedbug victim Jane Clark, explains the origin of the infestation: "My position is that it comes from foreigners...Because it became so inexpensive for foreigners to travel here, I believe they brought it into our hotel system." God, we knew it was a bad sign he called his client "Joan" yesterday. Just show the pictures and keep your mouth shut, Schnurman! You'll ruin everything! [NYO]

Fox News Bedbug Victim Displays Her Wounds

Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/08 01:36PM

Jane Clark, the former Fox News employee who is now suing the company that managed the network's bedbug-infested headquarters, had a press conference today where she showed off the results of her vicious multiple bitings at the hands of the bloodthirsty insects. Take heed, potential Fox News guests: this may be the fate that awaits you! Two more graphic photos of Clark's welt-ridden neck, after the jump.

Traumatized Fox News Employee Sues Over Bedbug Attacks

Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/08 12:07PM

The victims of the Fox News bedbug infestation are fighting back! Former Fox employee Joan Clark has filed a lawsuit claiming that she has post-traumatic stress disorder from being attacked by bedbugs multiple times at the Fox News headquarters. She says she was bitten by the voracious creatures last October, last November, and just last month. She even claims that her entire department was relocated in a futile attempt to escape the bloodsucking insects! The building owner and maintenance company are named in the lawsuit, and Clark has filed a Worker's Comp claim against News Corp. itself. The full press release detailing her suit is below. We've contacted Fox (which may already be planning its revenge) and Clark's lawyer's for further info. THIS STORY IS FAR FROM OVER.