bestiality
Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having Sex With His Pit Bull
Taylor Berman · 04/24/13 07:01PMA man in Michigan convicted of having sex with his pet pit bull faces a 15-year jail sentence for the crime. 37-year-old Kurtis Peterson, who was convicted of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct in 1996, was caught having sex with the dog on two separate occasions. The same (unfortunate) person caught Peterson each time.
Robert Downey Jr. Says Overacting Is Like Bestiality
Rich Juzwiak · 04/16/13 02:15PMChris Heath warns you up high in his GQ cover story on Robert Downey Jr., that: "Conversations with Robert Downey Jr. are rarely linear, and sometimes it takes a moment to realize how one thing might relate to the next." Yes, this seems to be the perfect way to set up the inscrutable parallel the actor draws to overly emotional acting and bestiality porn (not that he's watched it, he's just seen it being sold in Amsterdam...). Here is the powerful exchange:
Is This the Most Improvident Tattoo Ever Etched on Human Skin? (NSFW)
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/26/13 12:34PMScientists Get Pandas in the Mood for Love by Showing Them Panda Porn
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/14/13 01:30PMHomophobic Family Values Group Accuses GEICO Pig Commercials of Promoting Bestiality
Taylor Berman · 02/25/13 09:41PMThe "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again. The group/collection of homophobic trolls, best known for protesting JCPenny not once but twice, has recently carved out a bizarre niche market for themselves by accusing popular commercials of promoting bestiality. Last year, it was Skittles; this year, it's GEICO, for the insurance company's creepy commercials in which a pig spends time with a young woman in a convertible. As ABC News describes the commercial:
Woman Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull in Backyard Undeterred by Presence of Police Officers
Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/21/13 09:30AMMeet the Woman Who Breastfeeds Her Dog Because She Can
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/18/12 01:05PMWoman on Probation for Soliciting a Dog for Sex Accidentally Jailed
Taylor Berman · 10/07/12 10:13PMHate Group Goes After Skittles for Promoting Bestiality
Louis Peitzman · 09/04/12 08:20PMPolice in Florida Can't Charge Man with Bestiality Because Oral Sex with Animals is OK
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/21/12 12:30PMCrazed Sheriff Joe Arpaio Cracks Down on Dog Sex in Arizona
Leah Beckmann · 03/29/12 03:21PMArizona couple Shane and Sarah Walker were arrested for trying to fuck a dog. Their first mistake, it seems, was all in the Craigslist ad they posted: "Wife looking for K9." Sure it's simple and it's concise, but posted in the personal ads, it doesn't leave a whole lot of mystery. Mystery, say, in case an undercover animal crimes detective is prowling the site looking for just such a couple to take down in a sting, all To Catch a Predator style.
Slate's Advice Column Is 'Penthouse Letters' for Prudes
Maureen O'Connor · 03/05/12 06:13PMWhen Slate advice column Dear Prudence explored gay male twin fucking, I assumed it was an aberration in a column otherwise devoted to wedding etiquette and mother-in-law woes. But what if Dear Prudence is actually on the cutting edge of human sexuality? What if Dear Prudence is the Penthouse Letters of tongue-clucking suburbanites?
Sorry I Said Your Mom Had Sex with a Dog, Judge Writes in Letter to Obama
Maureen O'Connor · 03/02/12 03:40PMJudge Sorry For Racist Email About Obama's Mom Having Sex with Dogs
Maureen O'Connor · 03/01/12 01:13PMDemocrats to Legalize Military Dog Fucking
Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/11 09:11AMCongratulations, America: you've gotten what you wished for. You elected Barack "Hussein" Obama as commander in chief. He quickly allowed homosexuals to serve as proud members of the US Armed Forces, standing buttock-to-buttock in foxholes next to normal young American boys. (After the war is over, they can marry, now.) It was only a matter of time before our fighting men were encouraged to start fucking dogs.
Sex with Animals Causes Penis Cancer
Maureen O'Connor · 11/14/11 12:56PMDolphin Sex Memoirist: Genetic Engineering to Create Animorph Sex Fiends
Maureen O'Connor · 09/30/11 05:03PMOn the eve of Florida's bestiality ban, let's catch up with zoophilic memoirist Malcolm Brenner, whose book Wet Goddess describes a nine-month sexual relationship with a theme park dolphin in Sarasota. After two weeks living in the eye of a bestiality news storm, Brenner lost his job as a photographer and endured harassment. But he's also had sucess: Orders for his book are pouring in faster than he can fill them. He is in touch with an editor at a "large New York publishing house," and has told his story to audiences as far away as India.
Today Is the Last Day to Have Sex with an Animal in Florida—Legally
Maureen O'Connor · 09/30/11 03:38PMToday is the last day that you can legally fuck an animal in Florida. At the stroke of midnight on October 1st, the Sunshine State's new anti-bestiality law goes into effect, forbidding "sexual contact" and "sexual conduct" with "animals." (So it might be illegal to have sex with other humans, too. Molds and fungi, however, are fair game.) Floridians: How do you plan to spend these precious final hours of legal bestiality?