She thinks this is her year for the trophy and she won't let bad press mess it up. This star's small fry fan base will be shocked when his sex tape is "leaked." Maybe his performance will get an award!
She's not broke, but she does it anyway. An actor isn't gay, but he watches gay porn anyway. And another actor knows he shouldn't, but he drinks anyway.
At a cast party he spiked the punch—with roofies. This actress had an assistant fired for an idiotic reason and another actress got knocked up by accident. Maybe she should blame it on the roofies.
He dabbled with man-on-man back in the day. This reality star tries to trade in her man for a richer model, and this actor tried to get a masseuse to get him off. In Hollywood there are no happy endings.
Now that she's away from him, her career is better than ever. This child actress was abandoned by her parents as punishment, and this director has a foot fetish. A foot fetish? That's practically pedestrian.
Her parents are warring over who gets control of the show. This actress gave out meals on Thanksgiving and this actor doesn't keep using the bathroom because of a coke problem, just a faulty bladder. Sometimes the truth is worse!
He already has a famous boyfriend, now he just has to get divorced. This actress just had her first lesbian affair, and the ensemble on this TV show is falling apart. Do gays have something to do with that, too?
Their break up just got nasty because he started dating her famous rival. This comedian is hooked on a fishy medical procedure, and this tabloid journalist is up to some shady stuff. Stop the presses!
We know all about Letterman, but this guy's peccadilloes are even worse. This older actor has been literally burying his money in the desert for decades. Wouldn't it be safer under the mattress or something?
Looks like they're playing footsie under the news desk! These famous friends are really frenemies, and this trio of stars has some baby news. Maybe our misbehaving anchors can do a segment about them.
Looks like both stars need better beards. This TV couple broke up over his bad behavior and this young actress is being written off her show. Maybe she can get a role playing a gay guy's wife?
She can't keep it in the pants, so she keeps it in the family. This Twilight actor has a kinky fetish, this actor has a small penis, and this star needs female Viagra. You'll be turned on and freaked out.
He says he's just waiting for the right woman—or is he? This starlet is a junkie, this actor harasses men on gay websites, and this athlete is sleeping with a teammate. They're really a pitcher and catcher!
After his kid "enjoys" them, dad makes sure he gets his money's worth. This busty star is getting cheated on and this thought-to-be-busty singer is cheating with fake boobs. If she paid for 'em, she can do whatever she wants.
When he got tired of hookers, he decided to put a celeb on his payroll instead. This singer is cruel to her cat and this couple is headed for a messy divorce. It's so much easier to pay for it.
She was quite the (naked) surprise at his Vegas birthday party. This racist performer has quite the temper, as does this actor, who may have an abusive relationship with his costar. It could be worse—it could be incest!
She recently got so blitzed she puked in a bucket in a hotel bar. This actress lost a role to a dumber rival and this leading lady is bleaching her skin. There's no rehab for vanity.
Her birthday treat was a romp with a boy, a girl, and a video camera. This reality star has some shady friends, this actress had a sexually-active Halloween, and someone brought Douche of the Decade Joe Francis' a special wedding.
Her boyfriend uses her to lure in "clients" who lose all their money, but she's paid in clothes and jewelry. This married star had a raunchy romp with a musician. At least he didn't ask her for investment tips.
His producers didn't like his dick shots, or the filthy caption accompanying them. This constantly-talking actress annoys everyone on set and this mega pastor made his mistress have an abortion. Say the word and we shall be healed.
